drabble; bunny suit

Nov 16, 2008 16:19

Title: Bunny Suit
Pairing: RyoShige, Ohkura/Yasuda if you want it to be.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ohkura and Yasu’s surprise for Ryo turns out to be one hell of a surprise.
Author’s Note: For mujun’s fouth comment-fic-challenge.


“Where are you taking me?” Ryo demanded, trying to see through the blindfold that had been put on him when he’d been taking a nap in Kanjani8’s dressing room.

A giggled from his right told him Yasu was there and Ryo groaned inwardly, now not just irritated, but apprehensive. Yasu obviously had some crazy plan in mind.

“Just be quiet, Ryo-chan, and you’ll see,” Ohkura’s voice said from the left.

“I said where are you taking me?” Ryo shouted and struggled in their grips on his arms.

“You’ll see~” Yasu singsonged.

“Tell me or I’ll fucking bite you.”

“Yasu, did you bring a gag?”

“You wouldn’t dare.”

“Then be quiet.”

Ryo snapped his mouth shut and glared through the blindfold, growling beneath his breath when Ohkura patted his head.

“It’s a surprise. We can’t tell you now,” Yasu said.

“I hate surprises. And I hate you both.”

“It’s about Shige-kun. We know you’ll like it.”

Ryo stopped struggling at the mention of his boyfriend. “What did you do to him?” he demanded, voice dangerously low.

“Nothing!” they exclaimed at once and Yasu explained, “He just wants to show you something!”

“Oh, okay…” Ryo was still confused, but seemed more lenient in allowing the two to drag him away if it was to see Shige.

“We’re here,” Yasu said a few minutes later, stopping and turning Ryo around to face a door. “Close your eyes~”

“Yasu. I’m wearing a blindfold.”

Yasu giggled. “Right! Well, be ready, then. You’re going to like this~”

“Yasu, just open the door,” Ohkura said with a shake of his head.

Yasu nodded, pulled open the door and pushed Ryo inside just as Ohkura simultaneously pulled off the blindfold. Ryo blinked, adjusting to the brightness, and registered the door click shut behind him, Yassu and Ohkura cheering loudly for a mission accomplished.

Slightly curious, Ryo turned to look for Shige in the room, but his eyes fell upon something else entirely. Something he would have liked never to see in his lifetime. A moment later, he let out a shrill scream that had Ohkura and Yasu jump in fear from outside the room.
“W-What happened?” Yasu exclaimed, looking worried.

Ohkura shrugged. “S-Should we check, do you think?”

“But we shouldn’t, you know, disturb them. This was our White Day-Easter present for them, r-right?”

“But that scream.”

“R-Ryo-chan was probably just really excited to see Shige-kun, that’s all,” Yassu exclaimed and nodded with finality.

However, a second later there were loud bangs on the door, followed by Ryo’s shout, “Yasu, Ohkura, let me out right now for the love of God or I’ll kill you!”

Ohkura and Yasu exchanged frightened glances, wondered vaguely what had gone wrong in their plan, and unlocked the door, a wide-eyed Ryo stumbling out and storming down the hall shouting about needing to wash his eyes out of bleach or acid, maybe even both to get rid of that mental image and oh my god I can’t believe I saw that!

Yasu blinked after him and Ohkura stared increduously before turning and peeking carefully inside the room.

“What! Masuda-kun, what’re you doing?” Yasu shouted, pointing at Massu who was sitting on the couch in the otherwise vacant dressing room that he and Ohkura had previously decorated with pink and white ribbons.

Massu looked up from the box of chocolate he was eating and blinked owlishly at the both of them, seemingly oblivious to everything that had happened a few minutes before. However, the point was that the bunny-lingerie outfit Yasu had picked out for Shige, was currently what Massu was wearing.

“Oh, Yasuda-kun, Ohkura-kun! Want some chocolate?” Massu asked, smiling brightly at them, the fake bunny ears on his head flopping a little into his face.

Ohkura promptly shut the door, feeling Ryo’s pain. Yasu giggled.

*

“Was it okay to put Massu in your place?” Koyama asked Shige as they sat together in NewS’ dressing room.

Shige turned a page in his law book and pushed his glasses up on the bridge of his nose. “Yeah, it’s fine. Yasuda-kun and Ohkura-kun couldn’t have actually thought I would do something like that.”

“But it was for Ryo-chan.”

“I love Ryo, but not that much.”

Koyama laughed. “I wonder if Ryo’s seen it yet.”

Shige cackled with amusement and continued reading his book. A few seconds later the door burst open and a traumatized Ryo ran in. Koyama took one look at him and burst out into a fit of uncontrollable giggles. Ryo was still in too much pain to even muster enough strength to glare at him. Instead he collapsed on the couch besides Shige and buried his face into the crook of the younger boy’s neck.

“M-Massu…bunny…oh-my-God,” he gasped and Shige laughed while patting him consolingly on the head.

end.

p: ryo/shige, type: drabble, r: pg-13, p: ohkura/yasu, genre: crack, for: comment fic challenge, genre: humor

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