Loopy Ben Sleepy Ben Horny Linds--OH WELL

[simply_linds]

These drugs Ben's on are a bit...disconcerting. He keeps misplacing things. His shirt, his keys, his shorts...okay Hey Dog ran off with those. Again. But he swore he had his keys when he got home. *shrugs* Have dropped a line to m_allan_sr71 to check in his car just in case

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[benjamin_carey]

I'm sorry that I'm being such a pain with the misplacing everything. I mean, usually even at my worst I'm not this bad. It's starting to get me worried, though I've been told that I shouldn't. I'm hoping that Mitch finds them, I don't know where else they could be.

I think Karl would kick my ass before he'd ever fire you. He knows I'm the reason behind it all, and although I look innocent, I've caught a glimpse of my horns holding up my halo lately. Not a good thing to be showing off to everyone. ;) Why is it that almost every post of yours has me naked in some way? Am I really naked that often? Not that I mind it...*cough*

Everything will work out, just you see. I know we can do this.

We ought to call him Benji or something, I don't know. I didn't think he'd come bug us, but surprise surprise. I think he actually found my through Mitch, which isn't that big of a deal. I know that you're nervous and stuff about him, but he's an alright guy.

We need to get an alarm that goes off when someone comes up the driveway...

Ben

[kowalewicz]

alarms can't stop me >.>

[benjamin_carey]

One would wonder why you would want to get into my house, even though it's not really my house. And...that's not what the alarm is for. <.

[kowalewicz]

i was kidding man i know they ain't for me. please, like you'd keep me away ha ha ha ha :-[

[benjamin_carey]

You sure that line wasn't meant for Mitch or someone? :-X Stop that, you're going to get me in so much trouble!

[kowalewicz]

please mitch is married i am not about to break up any happy homes including yours with linds i am just overly nice to my friends <3

[benjamin_carey]

Aren't you just so..lovable? I know you are just overly nice. Some of those people appreciate you for it. ;)

[kowalewicz]

me? loveable? HAHAHAHA

wait were you being serious?

[simply_linds]

Sarcasm Benji-boy--

*glares at Ben*

Nah if Ben says you're okay, that's okay. A bit of a smartass though, but maybe we could use a bit of that around here.

You are straight right... *glares at Benji*

Linds

[kowalewicz]

Why are you glaring at me!! and I hope you fully recognize the humor in this calling me Benji thing you and Ben are doing

[simply_linds]

woof woof?

Good boy.

*pats Benji*

Well you don't want to read about me and BEN having sex and have people think it is YOU now do you?

So Benji it is. Unless you'd prefer--oh heck I can't even pronounce your last name.

Lindsay

[kowalewicz]

I am a Canadian what do you expect an easy name to say

[simply_linds]

Uh, something easier than THIS!

Think I'll just call you cow-lick.

Linds

[simply_linds]

Mitch is married? seriously?

That's...that's really cool.

Linds *blush*

Uh, good question...

[simply_linds]

You're nekkid in almost every post we're together in because I like you that way, and when you are you inspire me. *laughs* I always think of you like that anyway. Nekkid. Just out of the shower, in bed, walking through our room, in the kitchen, outside by the fish pond--nekkid. You're beautiful to me. When I'm at the restaurant, and thinking of you I think of you nekkid. I love your nekkid chest, your back, your beautiful arse, your beautiful dick--I love it the most of all. Gosh it's beautiful. No one has any idea just how...mmm. Hey. mine mine mine In fact, you're not nekkid now and I want it now and that needs to be remedied...

*POUNCE!*

Linds

oh my my my

[kowalewicz]

i feel dirty after reading that :-[ i have to go to the bathroom now and take a shower :-[