gettin' quizzy wit it
Name: Brandon
Nickname: there are those who call me....tim
Birthday: december 12, 1985
Birthplace: kapiolani hospital in honolulu
=Now=
Current mood: bored
Current music: nothing....i'm at work...i was listening to the rolling stones 40 licks album a little while ago though
Current taste: bananas
Current hair: limp and uninspired
Current clothes: a college shirt that my grandma "made" for me (made=she took an already existing shirt and sewed a pocket on the front), black vans shorts, rubbah slippahs
Current annoyance: frick...i hate it when someone IMs you online and then doesn't say anything to you for 20 minutes and then signs off.....why is that acceptable....look...if i came up to you on the street and said hello then stared at you for 20 minutes and then walked away...you'd think i was crazy....but online it's perfectly accpetable....it's so diculous it's rediculous
Current smell: old books and computers
Current thing I ought to be doin: working on my movement journals
Current windows open: the library checkout program thing....and the elljay screen
Current desktop picture: at home it's a picture of this chalk drawing that this artist julian beever did.....you should seriously check those out if you get a chance...the things he does with chalk on a sidewalk will blow your mind
Current favorite band: at the moment it's bright eyes, but i'll always have a soft spot in my heart for NOFX
Current book: a compilation of a bunch of issues of "the onion"
Current cd in stereo: NOFX-45 or 46 songs that weren't good enough to go on our records
Current crush: i'm gonna plead the fifth on this one
Current favorite celeb: ed norton...and brad pitt because i just watched oceans 11 again last night...oh yea....and hilary duff...because she is hottt
Current hate: i really don't hate anything...i just get mildly to moderately annoyed by things
=Do I=
Smoke?: like a chimney
Do drugs?: i'll smoke a little pot like once a month or so
Have sex?: if the opportunity presents itself
Give oral sex?: i suppose....i'm not sure i'm very good though....but...like they say...practice makes perfect
Receive oral sex?: i'd love to
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: i used to dream that i was on a farm and this samoan family came and picked me up and took me back to there house and i had to live with them....it got so frequent that whenever i had it i was able to realize i was in the dream and wake myself up
Remember your first love?: my first love was a filipino girl named lorraine that was in second grade with me
Still love him/her?: well....it's been almost 13 years since i've seen her...but i think we could probably reignight the old flame
Read the newspaper?: if i get a chance to
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: i have a bunch of gay friends.....but no lesbian ones...that i know of anyway
Believe in miracles?: i believe in amazing coincidence
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: that's a hard question....and in my relationship experience the answer is no....but still...i like to hold a sliver of hope
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: i try to be....as long as they're tolerant of me
Consider love a mistake?: if it's rushed
Like the taste of alcohol?: i could bathe myself in southern comfort and goldschlager
Have a favorite candy?: i really like those candy buttons
Believe in astrology?: not really...they're always so vauge....it's always like..."today..something will make you think"....i want a really specific horrorscope....like..."tomorrow at about 2:30 pm a man named michael davidson will expose himself to you on the city bus...you will contemplate marrying him"....then i'd believe it
Believe in magic?: not really....i don't see whats magic about standing on a pole for three days.....david blaine i'm looking at you
Believe in god?: i am a beliver in the clock makers theory....basically it says that something or someone made everything...set it all in motion...and then left to pursue other projects....so they have no bearing on what we do with our lives
Have any pets: back home in hawaii...i have a chihuahua
Go to or plan to go to college: i go to souther oregon university
Have any piercings?: a ring in my eyebrow
Have any tattoos?: not yet....but they've opened up a tattoo/peircing place right across the street....so i think something is trying to tell me i need to go get one
Hate yourself: no...but on certain occasions i do become moderatly annoyed with my actions
Have an obsession?: yea...cigarettes....although....thats probably more of an addiction than anything
Have a secret crush?: this might be me being picky...but aren't all crushes secret? seems to me the moment you make it public you either have the beginnings of a relationship with the person....or you become increadibly embarrassed and have to move out of town....hey look...wasn't that cool how i completely changed the subject so i wouldn't have to answer that question....neato
Do they know yet?: well....if i had a SECRET crush....and someone else knew....it wouldn't really be that big of a SECRET....especially if the person was the crushee
Have a best friend?: i try not to rank my friendships with people
Wish on stars?: i used to wish on stars all the time....and i really used to believe in it too....but then someone who will remain nameless told me that i was being dumb because i was just wishing for things that i knew i was already going to get
Care about looks? i try not to...it's really hard though
=Love life=
First crush: i think it was jessica scibilia.....weird....i haven't thought of her since i was a freshman in high school....i wonder what she's doing
First kiss: courtney....god that was a beautiful night.....i've always regretted the way things ended between us
Single or attached?: single...wish that i was attached
Ever been in love?: that's a sticky question....i know for a fact that i am in love with the idea of being in love....but the problem is that i have such high hopes for that one verb that i'll never be able to reach that ideal....which is not to say that when i say the word love i don't mean it.....but i don't mean it in the way that i want it to be.....besides...if i waited for that feeling i think i'd die single and lonely
Do you believe in love at first sight?: lust at first sight
Do you believe in "the one?": no...because what if my "one" lived in china....i can't speak chinese...nor do i see myself visiting there any time soon....love isn't just a one time shot in the dark....otherwise we'd all be with our first boyfriend or girlfriend....and most likely....we'd all be miserable
Describe your ideal significant other: well....she'd have to have a good sense of humor....she'd have to not mind my smoking....it would be nice if she shared my same love for video games...not too skinny either....and like....small boobs....like large B or small C....oh and if she was just a little japanese....that would make me happy
=Juicy stuff=
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: i'm a theater kid....nuff said
Have you ever been intoxicated?: i'm a college student....again...nuff said
Favorite place to be kissed?: i'm really boring....a kiss on the cheek brightens my day
Have you ever been caught "doing something?": i get caught doing a lot of things
Are you a tease?: no...i'm more of a flirt
Shy to make the first move?: oh yes....i'm surprised i've actually had as many relationships as i have
=Word association=
Rubber: ducky
Rock: out
Green: leather
Wet: state
Cry: river
Peanut: sauce
Hay: market
Cold: outside
Steamy: bath
Fast: and the furious (ghey)
Freaky: high school dance
Rain: love
Bite: sex
fuck: hard
Blow: me
Religion: wacky
--APPEARANCE:--
Hair: brownish brown
Eyes: white....but with brown in the middle
Height: 6'1...6'5 with my hair
--LAST THING YOU:--
Bought: pack of kool super longs....w00t for me getting cigarette money again
Ate & Drank: a leftover pizza crust from last nights party and a banana....plus a bottle of water
Read: lies and the lying liars who tell them
Watched on tv: degrassi....can't wait for the new episodes on Nov. 26....theres gonna be a school shooting....i'm excited....i mean...not for the...you know...school shooting...but just the fact that they're actually doing an episode about it
--EITHER / OR:--
beer or cider: beer
drinks or shots: shots
cats or dogs: dogs
single or taken: taken
pen or pencil: pencil...easier to hide my mistakes
gloves or mittens: i just like saying the word mittens
food or candy: food
cassette or cd: CD
coke or pepsi: coke
this or that: can't i have both
--WHO DO YOU WANT TO:--
kill: frankie muniz....god i hate that fucker
get really wasted with: my father
look like: (insert witty answer involving an ugly celebrity)
be like: i'm not sure i know how to be like myself....so i'm not gonna try to imitate anyone else
avoid: murderers and rapists probably
--LAST PERSON YOU--
talked to: mike
hugged: hannah??? but i'm not sure
instant messaged: mike
kissed: rachel.....fuck...has it been 4 months since i've kissed someone.....i need to find a pair of lips
--WHERE DO YOU--
eat: in the kitchen
cry: bedroom if i have to
wish you were: italy
--HAVE YOU EVER...--
Dated one of your best friends? i've dated a very good friend
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? close
Drank alcohol? you know....i've noticed something from the myraid of quizzes i put up on these sites....the people that make them really don't proofread their quiz before sending it out to the masses...because this is the third time this quiz i've answerd the "have i ever drank alchol before" quesion
Done drugs? and this is the second time this quiz i've answered the "have i ever done drugs before" question
Broken the law? not severly....just stoopid curfew laws
Run away from home? i ran away when i was 6....i got to the corner and turned around cuz i couldn't cross the street by myself
Broken a bone? not yet...hopefully not ever
Played Truth Or Dare? yea....back in high school there were some dirrrrty TOD games that went down
Kissed someone you didn't know? yea...i kissed this french girl once...but i didn't know her
Been in a fight? when i was in second grade we were playing a game outside and i made fun of this kid and then he pushed me down and then i pushed him down and then the bell rang so we went to class
Come close to dying? one night i got really drunk and my friends thought i was gonna die...something about seeing someone convulsing outside the car in a puddle of their own vomit will make people think that though
--WHAT IS:--
The most embarrassing CD in your collection?: i rock out to ashlee simpsons "pieces of me" every once in a while
Your bedroom like?: four walls...a bed...a plastic cabinet for stuff....and all my clothes on the floor....normal bedroom
Your favorite thing for breakfast? i usually just have a banana or an apple or something
Your favorite restaurant?: Ronnies
--RANDOM QUESTIONS--
What's on your bedside table?: spongebob alarm clock....about 30 empty packs of cigarettes....and a bunch of random bits of paper and rubbish
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: haha...theres never anything in our refrigerator...so eating at night is out
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?: garden state
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?: i'd give myself wrinkles and liver spots
What is your biggest fear?: finding myself being watched by a large group of people while i'm walking down the street and then realizing that i'm walking the wrong way and need to turn around.....if you know me you know why this is nervewracking for me
What feature are you most insecure about?: my feet...and the general face area
Do you ever have to beg?: beg for what? money? i do that all the time
Are you a pyromaniac?: no...i'm not sexually aroused by fire
Do you have too many love interests?: is it possible to have too many?
Crushes? they happen
Do you know anyone famous?: not directly....actually not at all
Describe your bed: it's a twin bed....blue sheets....normal stuff
Spontaneous or plain?: i'd like to think i was spontaneous...but i know i'm plain
Do you know how to play poker?: only texas hold 'em
What do you carry with you at all times?: cigarettes, lighter, house keys, and now that i have money again...my wallet
How do you drive?: i'm a very defensive and passive driver
What do you miss most about being little?: the lack of fear
Are you happy with your given name?: yea....except my middle name...i hate that
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?: well...since i need the internet for school and stuff...i don't think i could give it up for less that 80 billion
What color is your bedroom?: white on white
What was the last song you were listening to?: fun things to fuck (if you're a winner)-nofx
Have you ever been in a play?: i've been in a bunch of plays
Who are your best friends?: yet again answering a question that i've already given a perfect answer to before....i don't rate my friendships with people
Do you talk a lot?: if i'm with people i'm comfortable around
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?: if i've done something before and i know i can do it better
Do you think you're cute?: meh...apparently there are a few people out there who do
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? fuck yea....shit....look i know you've had a rough life....but look at it this way....i'm in debt up to my ears....buddy...you ain't broke....your even....i am broke....you work for food? i work for mastercard....i also don't understand why you would panhandle in a college town...do you know anyone in college who has money? because i don't....so listen mr. homeless man...unless you somehow know how to change food points into money...i really can't help you out
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: in general yes....i may seem mean at times...but it's because i really don't think sugar coating everything to make it sound nice helps anyone
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends?: well...since i'm single i spend more time with my friends than with my girlfriend
What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands?: if i see two gay guys holding hands i think "hey...good for them" and if i see two lesbians holding hands i think "damn that is hot"....hahaha....double standard
Nickname: there are those who call me....tim
Birthday: december 12, 1985
Birthplace: kapiolani hospital in honolulu
=Now=
Current mood: bored
Current music: nothing....i'm at work...i was listening to the rolling stones 40 licks album a little while ago though
Current taste: bananas
Current hair: limp and uninspired
Current clothes: a college shirt that my grandma "made" for me (made=she took an already existing shirt and sewed a pocket on the front), black vans shorts, rubbah slippahs
Current annoyance: frick...i hate it when someone IMs you online and then doesn't say anything to you for 20 minutes and then signs off.....why is that acceptable....look...if i came up to you on the street and said hello then stared at you for 20 minutes and then walked away...you'd think i was crazy....but online it's perfectly accpetable....it's so diculous it's rediculous
Current smell: old books and computers
Current thing I ought to be doin: working on my movement journals
Current windows open: the library checkout program thing....and the elljay screen
Current desktop picture: at home it's a picture of this chalk drawing that this artist julian beever did.....you should seriously check those out if you get a chance...the things he does with chalk on a sidewalk will blow your mind
Current favorite band: at the moment it's bright eyes, but i'll always have a soft spot in my heart for NOFX
Current book: a compilation of a bunch of issues of "the onion"
Current cd in stereo: NOFX-45 or 46 songs that weren't good enough to go on our records
Current crush: i'm gonna plead the fifth on this one
Current favorite celeb: ed norton...and brad pitt because i just watched oceans 11 again last night...oh yea....and hilary duff...because she is hottt
Current hate: i really don't hate anything...i just get mildly to moderately annoyed by things
=Do I=
Smoke?: like a chimney
Do drugs?: i'll smoke a little pot like once a month or so
Have sex?: if the opportunity presents itself
Give oral sex?: i suppose....i'm not sure i'm very good though....but...like they say...practice makes perfect
Receive oral sex?: i'd love to
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: i used to dream that i was on a farm and this samoan family came and picked me up and took me back to there house and i had to live with them....it got so frequent that whenever i had it i was able to realize i was in the dream and wake myself up
Remember your first love?: my first love was a filipino girl named lorraine that was in second grade with me
Still love him/her?: well....it's been almost 13 years since i've seen her...but i think we could probably reignight the old flame
Read the newspaper?: if i get a chance to
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: i have a bunch of gay friends.....but no lesbian ones...that i know of anyway
Believe in miracles?: i believe in amazing coincidence
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: that's a hard question....and in my relationship experience the answer is no....but still...i like to hold a sliver of hope
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: i try to be....as long as they're tolerant of me
Consider love a mistake?: if it's rushed
Like the taste of alcohol?: i could bathe myself in southern comfort and goldschlager
Have a favorite candy?: i really like those candy buttons
Believe in astrology?: not really...they're always so vauge....it's always like..."today..something will make you think"....i want a really specific horrorscope....like..."tomorrow at about 2:30 pm a man named michael davidson will expose himself to you on the city bus...you will contemplate marrying him"....then i'd believe it
Believe in magic?: not really....i don't see whats magic about standing on a pole for three days.....david blaine i'm looking at you
Believe in god?: i am a beliver in the clock makers theory....basically it says that something or someone made everything...set it all in motion...and then left to pursue other projects....so they have no bearing on what we do with our lives
Have any pets: back home in hawaii...i have a chihuahua
Go to or plan to go to college: i go to souther oregon university
Have any piercings?: a ring in my eyebrow
Have any tattoos?: not yet....but they've opened up a tattoo/peircing place right across the street....so i think something is trying to tell me i need to go get one
Hate yourself: no...but on certain occasions i do become moderatly annoyed with my actions
Have an obsession?: yea...cigarettes....although....thats probably more of an addiction than anything
Have a secret crush?: this might be me being picky...but aren't all crushes secret? seems to me the moment you make it public you either have the beginnings of a relationship with the person....or you become increadibly embarrassed and have to move out of town....hey look...wasn't that cool how i completely changed the subject so i wouldn't have to answer that question....neato
Do they know yet?: well....if i had a SECRET crush....and someone else knew....it wouldn't really be that big of a SECRET....especially if the person was the crushee
Have a best friend?: i try not to rank my friendships with people
Wish on stars?: i used to wish on stars all the time....and i really used to believe in it too....but then someone who will remain nameless told me that i was being dumb because i was just wishing for things that i knew i was already going to get
Care about looks? i try not to...it's really hard though
=Love life=
First crush: i think it was jessica scibilia.....weird....i haven't thought of her since i was a freshman in high school....i wonder what she's doing
First kiss: courtney....god that was a beautiful night.....i've always regretted the way things ended between us
Single or attached?: single...wish that i was attached
Ever been in love?: that's a sticky question....i know for a fact that i am in love with the idea of being in love....but the problem is that i have such high hopes for that one verb that i'll never be able to reach that ideal....which is not to say that when i say the word love i don't mean it.....but i don't mean it in the way that i want it to be.....besides...if i waited for that feeling i think i'd die single and lonely
Do you believe in love at first sight?: lust at first sight
Do you believe in "the one?": no...because what if my "one" lived in china....i can't speak chinese...nor do i see myself visiting there any time soon....love isn't just a one time shot in the dark....otherwise we'd all be with our first boyfriend or girlfriend....and most likely....we'd all be miserable
Describe your ideal significant other: well....she'd have to have a good sense of humor....she'd have to not mind my smoking....it would be nice if she shared my same love for video games...not too skinny either....and like....small boobs....like large B or small C....oh and if she was just a little japanese....that would make me happy
=Juicy stuff=
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: i'm a theater kid....nuff said
Have you ever been intoxicated?: i'm a college student....again...nuff said
Favorite place to be kissed?: i'm really boring....a kiss on the cheek brightens my day
Have you ever been caught "doing something?": i get caught doing a lot of things
Are you a tease?: no...i'm more of a flirt
Shy to make the first move?: oh yes....i'm surprised i've actually had as many relationships as i have
=Word association=
Rubber: ducky
Rock: out
Green: leather
Wet: state
Cry: river
Peanut: sauce
Hay: market
Cold: outside
Steamy: bath
Fast: and the furious (ghey)
Freaky: high school dance
Rain: love
Bite: sex
fuck: hard
Blow: me
Religion: wacky
--APPEARANCE:--
Hair: brownish brown
Eyes: white....but with brown in the middle
Height: 6'1...6'5 with my hair
--LAST THING YOU:--
Bought: pack of kool super longs....w00t for me getting cigarette money again
Ate & Drank: a leftover pizza crust from last nights party and a banana....plus a bottle of water
Read: lies and the lying liars who tell them
Watched on tv: degrassi....can't wait for the new episodes on Nov. 26....theres gonna be a school shooting....i'm excited....i mean...not for the...you know...school shooting...but just the fact that they're actually doing an episode about it
--EITHER / OR:--
beer or cider: beer
drinks or shots: shots
cats or dogs: dogs
single or taken: taken
pen or pencil: pencil...easier to hide my mistakes
gloves or mittens: i just like saying the word mittens
food or candy: food
cassette or cd: CD
coke or pepsi: coke
this or that: can't i have both
--WHO DO YOU WANT TO:--
kill: frankie muniz....god i hate that fucker
get really wasted with: my father
look like: (insert witty answer involving an ugly celebrity)
be like: i'm not sure i know how to be like myself....so i'm not gonna try to imitate anyone else
avoid: murderers and rapists probably
--LAST PERSON YOU--
talked to: mike
hugged: hannah??? but i'm not sure
instant messaged: mike
kissed: rachel.....fuck...has it been 4 months since i've kissed someone.....i need to find a pair of lips
--WHERE DO YOU--
eat: in the kitchen
cry: bedroom if i have to
wish you were: italy
--HAVE YOU EVER...--
Dated one of your best friends? i've dated a very good friend
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? close
Drank alcohol? you know....i've noticed something from the myraid of quizzes i put up on these sites....the people that make them really don't proofread their quiz before sending it out to the masses...because this is the third time this quiz i've answerd the "have i ever drank alchol before" quesion
Done drugs? and this is the second time this quiz i've answered the "have i ever done drugs before" question
Broken the law? not severly....just stoopid curfew laws
Run away from home? i ran away when i was 6....i got to the corner and turned around cuz i couldn't cross the street by myself
Broken a bone? not yet...hopefully not ever
Played Truth Or Dare? yea....back in high school there were some dirrrrty TOD games that went down
Kissed someone you didn't know? yea...i kissed this french girl once...but i didn't know her
Been in a fight? when i was in second grade we were playing a game outside and i made fun of this kid and then he pushed me down and then i pushed him down and then the bell rang so we went to class
Come close to dying? one night i got really drunk and my friends thought i was gonna die...something about seeing someone convulsing outside the car in a puddle of their own vomit will make people think that though
--WHAT IS:--
The most embarrassing CD in your collection?: i rock out to ashlee simpsons "pieces of me" every once in a while
Your bedroom like?: four walls...a bed...a plastic cabinet for stuff....and all my clothes on the floor....normal bedroom
Your favorite thing for breakfast? i usually just have a banana or an apple or something
Your favorite restaurant?: Ronnies
--RANDOM QUESTIONS--
What's on your bedside table?: spongebob alarm clock....about 30 empty packs of cigarettes....and a bunch of random bits of paper and rubbish
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: haha...theres never anything in our refrigerator...so eating at night is out
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?: garden state
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?: i'd give myself wrinkles and liver spots
What is your biggest fear?: finding myself being watched by a large group of people while i'm walking down the street and then realizing that i'm walking the wrong way and need to turn around.....if you know me you know why this is nervewracking for me
What feature are you most insecure about?: my feet...and the general face area
Do you ever have to beg?: beg for what? money? i do that all the time
Are you a pyromaniac?: no...i'm not sexually aroused by fire
Do you have too many love interests?: is it possible to have too many?
Crushes? they happen
Do you know anyone famous?: not directly....actually not at all
Describe your bed: it's a twin bed....blue sheets....normal stuff
Spontaneous or plain?: i'd like to think i was spontaneous...but i know i'm plain
Do you know how to play poker?: only texas hold 'em
What do you carry with you at all times?: cigarettes, lighter, house keys, and now that i have money again...my wallet
How do you drive?: i'm a very defensive and passive driver
What do you miss most about being little?: the lack of fear
Are you happy with your given name?: yea....except my middle name...i hate that
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?: well...since i need the internet for school and stuff...i don't think i could give it up for less that 80 billion
What color is your bedroom?: white on white
What was the last song you were listening to?: fun things to fuck (if you're a winner)-nofx
Have you ever been in a play?: i've been in a bunch of plays
Who are your best friends?: yet again answering a question that i've already given a perfect answer to before....i don't rate my friendships with people
Do you talk a lot?: if i'm with people i'm comfortable around
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?: if i've done something before and i know i can do it better
Do you think you're cute?: meh...apparently there are a few people out there who do
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? fuck yea....shit....look i know you've had a rough life....but look at it this way....i'm in debt up to my ears....buddy...you ain't broke....your even....i am broke....you work for food? i work for mastercard....i also don't understand why you would panhandle in a college town...do you know anyone in college who has money? because i don't....so listen mr. homeless man...unless you somehow know how to change food points into money...i really can't help you out
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: in general yes....i may seem mean at times...but it's because i really don't think sugar coating everything to make it sound nice helps anyone
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends?: well...since i'm single i spend more time with my friends than with my girlfriend
What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands?: if i see two gay guys holding hands i think "hey...good for them" and if i see two lesbians holding hands i think "damn that is hot"....hahaha....double standard