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Apparently Daphne's room is the hot hangout for the evening.
Chase: YOU STUPID BITCH YOUR MOM LOVES YOU
Gwen: :D
Sorry, Daphne wins at everything, kid.
Well that relationship sure took a hit!
Daphne: GIGGLE
Liam: GIGGLE
Chase: NO SECRETS YOU FUCKING WHORE
God, at least Daphne's man enough to handle this family.
Daphne: Look, I'm really sorry I kicked your ass.
Daphne: BUT IF YOU KEEP ATTACKING ME THIS IS JUST HOW IT HAS TO BE.
Chase: FUUUUUCK THAT BIIIIIITCH
Daphne: *draws*
I don't think he ever learns.
Mahalia: OH HALE NO DON'T YOU BE TRYING TO CONSOLE MY CHILD.
Mahalia: CRYING BUILDS CHARACTER, YOU STUPID BITCH.
Butler: WELCOME I AM AT YOUR SERVICE
Gwen: Yeah, okay, get lost, I'm about to get laid here.
Well, okay then.
OH WHAT THE HELL. I really didn't want this to happen. I was totally cool with three kids or this gen D:
YEAH OK I GET IT THANKS.
Daphne: Hello, everyone! :D :D :D :D :D Just winning the world today, don't mind me!
Chase is a very sadistic child. And I see he's gotten some entertainment to help him through his homework.
Chase: I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS
Chase: BITCH
Daphne: Homework is so much FUN! :D
Lol Liam got into the nature club? It's his ~OTH~, guys.
Note Daphne and Chase playing hand claps back there like he doesn't fucking hate her soul.
Maybe it's because she's always apologizing.
Chase: BITCH YOU CAN'T PLAY ME LIKE THAT
Uh, maybe not.
Daphne: OH MAN OH BOY OH MAN IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well, you're just on top of the fucking world, aren't you?
Liam: HALP I WANT TO PLAY ON THE COMPUTER BUT THIS COUCH IS IN MY WAYYYYYYYYYYY
Speaking of Liam and his mental deficiencies, it's his birthday.
I too would be distressed to see my mother macking on a giant box o french fries.
Anyway.
Liam Fox
FORTUNE/romance - become Hand of Poseidon (LOLWAT)
(Taurus)
6 Neat
10 Outgoing
1 Lazy
10 Playful
6 Nice
Liam: DROOL
Ah, glad to know his 5 braincells survived the transition.
Daphne: So then I was like, dude, just square the y and put it all over two and that's the answer! Algebra is SO EASY.
Liam: Umm... the x, uh, yeah. Yeah! Exactly!
Daphne: ...You have no idea what I'm talking about. MINUS
THIS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. Until I realized she was just a fattie.
Oh, and Reese was pregnant, too. Ugh, just keep your legs crossed, I don't want another one :(
Gwen: I AM TAKING A NAP, HERE. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN. AND WHO THE HELL IS THAT SKANK IN THE DRESS?
It's a boy, who I think I named James, but I don't really remember because I don't really care. Yeah.
Anyway, guess who was the daddy?
Yep, the butler. Classy, Reese.
Well, I'll give Liam one thing: he sure as hell draws better than Daphne. Jeez, now I know why she plays with blocks.
Mahalia: BITCH I'M STILL GOING TO CUT YOU, AND YOUR CHILD
Daphne: AND WHAT A FINE BLOCK THIS IS.
Well, I guess all that fighting had to get to her eventually.
Mahalia: I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR WHINY ASS
At least Reese ain't a bitcccccccch
Cole: PHOTO OF CRAZY BITCH, 3 CENTS, GOING ONCE, TWICE
Reese: WELL I THINK THE WHITE HOUSE IS AWESOME SO FUCK YOU :D
Shower much, Liam? D:
I sent him to the matchmaker to get some pussy.
She does good work.
Ohai butler. Sudden balding? How unfortunate.
Daphne: HOLY JESUS SHIT MAN LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BUILDING. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO ADMIRE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS ARCHITECTURE. I BUILT IT ROM FUCKING BLOCKS SO YOU KNOW THAT SHIT WILL WITHSTAND A FUCKING F5TORNADO OR A TYPHOON OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW. LOOK AT THESE COLORS, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING RAINBOW EXPLODED GODDAMN. I KNOW YOU WANT THIS SHIT AS YOUR FUCKING HOUSE BECAUSE THE NEIGHBORS WOULD BE JEALOUS IT'D BE LIKE BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS OR SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCK YEAH
Liam: hay pix plz? if ur a sexy bitch u can cum 2 my hous n we can party!!!!!!!!111 n not do my homewrok also
Liam: wow ur fug nm
Liam: .....................
Liam: ....................
Seriously, Liam, there's NOTHING in that empty head o yours to talk about?
DUN DUN DUN
Gwen: NO NO NOOOOOOOOO I HAVEN'T MADE 200,000 DOLLARS YET
Death: Bitch, that want is fucking crazy. AFTERLIFE, NAO.
Gwen: STOMPSTOMP FINE BUT I'M TAKING THIS FUCKING HOURGLASS WITH ME.
Cole: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY
And the Butler's hair has grown into a full ponytail now! WHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?
Liam: THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO NOT FUUUUUUUUUN
Liam: HAI I'M NOT HAVING FUN JSYK
Liam: NOOOOOOOOT FUNNNNNNNNNNN
Liam: NO SERIOUSLY BITCH YOU DON'T GET IT
Liam: DROOL
Liam: This fun thing is becoming a serious problem.
GO DO SOMETHING FUN JEEZ
Liam: You are one suave motherfucker.
Liam: THAT WASN'T FUN HAAAAAAAAAAAALP
OMFG GET A CLUE.
Why.
Birthday time for Daphne!
And, uh, Reese's other kid.
Of course.
A little late to the party, Chase.
Abandoned child is actually kinda cute.
Daphne Fox:
FAMILY/romance - ...become celebrity chef
(Aquarius)
4 Sloppy
1 Shy
5 Active
8 Playful
9 Nice
Wtf is up with all these secondary romances?
Surprise, surprise.
Liam: HOLY SHIT, I DREAMT THAT I HAD TO READ WORDS. Thank God it was only a dream!
...I don't even want to know.
Daphne: MAN I HAVE TO PEE
A+ DAPHNE
D- FOR EFFORT, LIAM
Daphne: MAN, MY LIFE ROCKS
Liam: LIFE IS PRETTY COOL
Liam: OH WHAT THE FUCK.
Dude, how does your SOCIAL BAR RUN OUT in a house with 8 SIMS!?
I won't even ask about that.
You can always tell where Liam has been by the trail of stench.
Liam: Ummm I'M IN A BAD MOOD
Daphne: JESUS YES PLEASE TAKE ONE
He just doesn't get the hints.
Daphne wants to find ~true love~
What a winner. Ew.
Somehow, this does not surprise me.
Chase: TAKE THIS BITCH
Reese: WAIT WHAT
Some chick: Oh man, you don't have a job!? That is SO HOT.
Liam: So... wanna see my rocket?
Some chick: Yes yes!
Liam: We could even... do it from behind, you know.
Some chick: YES YES!!!!!!!!!111
Liam: DROOL
Some chick: You know, on second thought...
Daphne: CHEER UP!!!! Life is GREAT!!!!!!!! :D
Chase's birthday.
OH MAN UP.
Chase Fox
PLEASURE/family - reach golden annivesary
(Taurus)
8 Neat
1 Outgoing
4 Lazy
10 Playful
1 Grouchy
Daphne r srs musician. This r srs bass.
CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE GET OVER ME DELETING THE SHOWER. I mean, really, Cole, must you shove your head through a door to get the point across that you hate me forfuckingever?
Daphne: CHEER UP, BUTTERCUP!!!!!!!!! ISN'T THE WORLD GRAND TODAY!?
Oh, really?
YEAH GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
Well, someone has to get Liam's ass into college. Have fun, Daphne!
Liam: 'Sup.
Uh, ok.
Liam: Keep it real, phoneman.
EDIT: LMAO GUYS I AM SORRY THIS UPDATE IS SO MUCH FAIL, I MADE SO MANY TYPOS/MISTAKES. I HOPE THEY ARE FIXED NAO.