It seemed like it came from The Onion, except it didn't ( Read more... )

(2002.01.31):
*"Video games don't affect kids.. if that was true, all the kids of my
generation who grew up on Pac-Man would today be running around dark rooms
with neon lights eating magic pills while listening to repetitive electronic
music."
*

I wonder how well this will go over with armed Skytrain cops. Their 2006 experience

I was gonna go except we were driving south on the 15th...

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