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Janice/Marnie: UNF UNF UNF
SIMpering_Idiot: THERE'S PLENTY OF OTHER SHIT TO DO, Y'KNOW.
Toby: *whine*
Janice: You're not mine but... I guess.
SIMpering_Idiot: DUDE GET OVER IT. That happened like, a hundred years ago! MOVE ON.
SIMpering_Idiot: *sings* Who's that ladeehhhh? Who's that ladeehhh?
Janice: Shut it, you're ruining the moment.
Janice: OMFG. HOT. I must know you, biblically.
Dude: Praise the lawd.
Dude/Janice: GOTDAMN BISH. U FLY.
Marnie: Recognize!
SIMpering_Idiot: Go Janice, its not your birthday, *sings*
Janice: It should be my damn birthday, or christmas, SOMETHING.
Antonia: Cleanliness is godliness la la la
SIMpering_Idiot: Ohshi. A fundie. Nuuuuuuu, just be cute. Be quiet and stay cute.
Antonia: Slap... hands? I don't... I don't get it.
Marnie: P-I-M-P.
SIMpering_Idiot: No, Marnie. You're a senator. Not a pimp.
Nanny: OH MY GOD NAKED WIMMENZ.
Marnie: Yeah, I see through your clever ruse. You came in to "make the bed" SURE YA DID.
I took this purely because I noticed the logo on her shirt. Is that REALLY necessary?
Lou (That's his name): Hay baby, I like how you've been letting the bushes grow.
Janice: *Plusplus* :D
In case this gets deleted, they're sitting NAKED on a bench on the front porch. I forgot to censor it.
Janice/Lou: *exhibitionist*
SIMpering_Idiot: Apparently this was necessary. :|
SIMpering_Idiot: Hey, Antonia, thanks for cleaning and all but uhhhh... touching the toilet with your bare hands is groce.
Antonia: I will touch your FACE with my toilet hands if you don't back off me while I clean.
SIMpering_Idiot: *runs*
Stay classy.
Telemarketer: So are you interested in upgrading your phone service?
Antonia: We don't have a phone.
Telemarketer: What am I talking to you on then?
Antonia: A banana?
Telemarketer: *click*
Antonia: LULZ. A banana. What a dick. I am made of awesoooome, awesome, awesome, awesome!
That's what lives on the bus that Janice takes to work. SOULLESS BLOCKY PEOPLE.
Janice: Hiiiiiii, what'd you do today?
Antonia: Hiiiiiii, pissed off telemarketers, jumped on the bed, and didn't wash my hands
Janice: GROCE.
Janice/Lou: MMMMFFMMMFMFMFMFMFMMFFFFFFMMMMMM
Marnie: Say "whorebag, whoooorebag"
Toby: whorebag!
Lou: Take this as a suggestion.
Janice: *whistles* Nothing suspicious here, move on.
"In the early 11th century, Ibn al-Haytham (Alhazen) wrote the Maqala fi daw al-qamar (On the Light of the Moon) some time before 1021. This was the first successful attempt at combining mathematical astronomy with physics, and the earliest attempt at applying the experimental method to astronomy and astrophysics. He disproved the universally held opinion that the moon reflects sunlight like a mirror and correctly concluded that it "emits light from those portions of its surface which the sun's light strikes." In order to prove that "light is emitted from every point of the moon's illuminated surface," he built an "ingenious experimental device." Ibn al-Haytham had "formulated a clear conception of the relationship between an ideal mathematical model and the complex of observable phenomena; in particular, he was the first to make a systematic use of the method of varying the experimental conditions in a constant and uniform manner, in an experiment showing that the intensity of the light-spot formed by the projection of the moonlight through two small apertures onto a screen diminishes constantly as one of the apertures is gradually blocked up."
*Insert obligatory statement about badonkadonks here*
Janice: Cheating on you makes me realize how much I love you!
Marnie: Whatever, keep going.
He looks cute here, doesn't he?
Janice: hey toby. OMG HI TOBY COULD YOU GO SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE?
Antonia: Nice pajamas you big LADY.
See, he's not actually that cute.
Gardener: Nope. Not cold at all. These weeds sure are resiliant!
SIMpering_Idiot: OOOOkay then.
Marnie: Well your mommy and I-
Antonia: Toby's not my brother, I know that.
Marnie: I'm glad you figured that out.
Marnie: Your uniform reminds me of Mrs. Wernstrom, my PE teacher in school!
Janice: Creepy!
Janice: Uuuuuuugh. Toby.
SIMpering_Idiot: Janice, you don't watch the office at all? Do you?
Marnie: UUUUUGGGHHHHH TOBY (but gotdamn is my fiance fly <3 )
Where is Antonia? Why is the tub filthy? Where the hell is little miss 10 neat points?!
Antonia: ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING AN ADULT. *YESSSSS*
Marnie: Burdayburdayburdaaaayhapburdaaaaaayyyyyyy
Antonia: LOOK AT HOW CUTE I AM. LOOOOOOK.
Antonia: This is my ~*understated*~ cute face.
SIMpering_Idiot: THERE WILL BE COMPETITION. OH YES. (there will be, but it'll be weak)
Marnie: Congratulations on not being a baby anymore!
Antonia: Ummm thanks?
Janice: FUCK I AM HUGE.
Antonia: My hair may be poorly photoskinned but I am SEWFUCKINFLY
SIMpering_Idiot: WE GET IT.
Toby: Good lord man, I just came in to paint!
Toby: My good grades are distracting me from the hell I saw this morniiiiiing :D
Marnie: BURDAY BURDAY BURDAY
SIMpering_Idiot: ROFL nice outfit!
Toby: God hates me :(
SIMpering_Idiot: Komei?
Toby: WTF is a Komei?
Antonia: ...And I heard he had huge balls, with stitches!
Marnie: No, Toby's dad doesn't have huge balls with stitches. Your mom kicked his ass once, but I don't think she took it that far.
Janice: Bye Toby :D
Antonia: Byyyyyyyyye :D
Janice: Bye :'(
SIMpering_Idiot: Bye Toby, we'll see you around as a townie!
Janice: I'll name you Craig, after Ice Cube in that movie Friday
SIMpering_Idiot: GOOD CHOICE. I love that movie.
SIMpering_Idiot: JANICE. GET OVER IT. YOU AND MARNIE BOTH, MOVE ON.
Antonia: NOOOOOOOO the competition has arrived
Antonia: Just... pretending not to see this. Focusing on the tv
Janice: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO LOSE PREGNANCY WEIGHT???
SIMpering_Idiot: No, but be sure to tell me while you destroy those pancakes. I'll try to hear you over the hormones.
So while Craig is writhing in his own filth, this is what Janice is doing:
She's trying to get his twin brother, Marshall, to age.
Janice: AGE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. INFANCY SUCKS.
Marshall: Preaching to the choir.
Antonia: Buks r bad
Antonia: ELFUNTS R BAD
Antonia: randum cats r bad.
Antonia: OUTSIDE WURLD R BAD.
Antonia: Just gonna... wash this dish. Not going to look at whats going on over there.
Antonia: JUST GOING TO QUIETLY WASH THE DISH OVER HERE. GOING TO WASH IT WITH BLEACH. LIKE I WISH I COULD DO TO MY BRAIN. WITH BRAIN BLEACH.
Craig: OMFG I'm 25% of a fully functional sim. YAY!
SIMpering_Idiot: That's not saying much.
So basically what happened is Craig got his dad's skin, hair, and eyes, but Janice's facial structure. And Marshall got Janice's skin color, but Lou's facial structure, eyecolor, and haircolor. He's almost a spitting image of Lou here.
Antonia: FUCKER. BROKE MY COMPUTER. Now how am I going to use netspeak and spread my terrible conspiracy theories?
SIMpering_Idiot: You are misdirecting your jealousy into some odd idea that a toddler broke the computer that he can't even reach.
Antonia: DIIIIIIIIIE.
Antonia: And in this scene, I'd be rocking out in the bathroom, like I'm doing now.
SIMpering_Idiot: Does the next scene of your imaginary music video have you all passed out in bed because you have school in the morning?
Janice: And he said, "My luv is poisoness."
SIMpering_Idiot: You know those grocery store paperbacks are trash Janice, you know it!
SIMpering_idiot: WTF?
Janice: I AM AN ATHEIST. TAKE YOUR WATCHTOWER NEWSLETTER AND GTFO MY HOUSE
Girl: And the lawd said LET THERE BE LLAMAS.
Janice: GOD DOESN'T APPROVE OF MY LIFESTYLE. I ENJOY BEING A SINNER. GTFO
SIMpering_Idiot: Let the bitch have it Janice.
Antonia kept breaking the computer somehow. She blogs so hard.
Antonia: JESUS HAROLD CHRIST. IT REEKS OF SEX AND SLOPPY VAG IN HERE. *HERK*
Bye, Antonia, we'll see you in college (next update)
Craig: Trying to concentrate here guise. You're making me fuck up my homework with your weird PDA's.
Janice: Just ignore him, he's not important.
Marshall: Which one of you whores is making dinner? I finished my homework and I'm hungry.
Marshall: Skanks.
Janice: No matter what that damn D.A.R.E. officer tells you, nobody likes a rat. So keep your mouth shut or you'll get your ass kicked.
Marshall: Yeah so um, done eating dinner. That was awesome. Just gonna go to bed now.
Craig aged up.
Janice got her LTW (Hall of Famer)
Marshall aged up (not bad!)
Craig: They're going to know we're fraternal.
Marshall: They ARE??? D:
Craig: Marnie, whats your damage?
Marnie: STOP CALLING ME THAT.
SIMpering_Idiot: So I checked your queue to see what you were doing and it said "Playing with handheld." For a second, I didn't know what to expect.
Marshall: You're an idiot.
Janice: I AM SO FUCKING TIRED. I JUST WANT TO GO TO BED.
SIMpering_idiot: SO GO AROUND THE CORNER AND DO THAT. DUMBASS.
Not her LTW but I don't care. Top of her career. GF is the MAYOR.
Janice: Remember when I kicked your ass, and then you fucked my fiance?
TheMath: Yeah, she did me.
Janice: So why, exactly, are you naked on my bench? Just... wondering.
Bye Marshall, you'll be a townie!
Janice: TRY NOT TO BE IMPRESSED BY MY FIANCE'S LOUD ASS MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION.
Will: Sure thing.
SIMpering_Idiot: WILL? The Will that Janice is constantly rolling a want to invite over, and whenever she calls you, you say no? YOU'RE HERE? WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP JOKE? WHAT?
Will: Whooooooooaaaaaa. Dudes like me don't cuddle, Janice.
Janice: :(
SIMpering_Idiot: Janet Reno needs her suit back for her dance party.
Marnie: I am the MAYOR. LET ME MAKE MY LOBSTER IN PEACE.
More like let you burn your lobster. Good job Marnie. A+
Will: Janice, I just don't get you.
They were NAKED on the damn bed, and she wanted to make out, and this motherfucker jumps off the bed and gets dressed.
SIMpering_Idiot: LUKE PERRY DOES NOT APPROVE OF HOW YOU STOLE HIS HAIRSTYLE, WILL. HE DOESN'T APPROVE.
Bye Craig, see you at college! Say hi to Antonia for us!
CEEEELLLLLEBRATE GOOD TIMES SHAMAWN.
College next time, heir finalists are Antonia and Craig. I am pretty sure who I'm going to pick though. TAKE A WILD GUESS.
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