Taylor Legacy: Chapter 2
So, last time Cal became a toddler, Joel was made of fail, and Sylvie was busy being a productive member of society.
Who's got the wonk? Joel's got the wonk. I wonder if he caught it from Paris. Perhaps.
SALAD. ALL THE TIME.
Meanwhile, Sylvie is IMing someone about fight's she's gotten in. Some new dude. She talks to him ALL DA TIME.
This guy, Mitchell, decided to show up and check out the merch.
Sylvie: Fuck he's got a crush, he's gonna get all attached and shit!
Sylvie is a playa 4 real.
I'M HITTIN SWITCHES ON BITCHES LIKE I BEEN FIXED WIT HYDRAULICS.
while u was sleepin, i was ~creepin~
my gurlfran is hawt...
...especially when she is RUNNING to the bathroom to puke. Superhot.
I'm not even kidding, he was ALL OVER Sylvie's shit while she was pregnant. Hormones or something.
Cal aged up to a child, he is a CLONE of Sylvie. The Taylor nose is SUPER DOMINANT.
Cal: And this is the punchline, SO YOU CAN DERIVE, WHILE YOU DERIVE!
Sylvie: And I swear to CHRIST if you do that ANYWHERE but the toilet, I'll fucking off you.
Cal: holyshit.
Right after Sylvie popped she tucked Cal in. Pretty cute, IMO.
Cal: BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???
LOL. ASLEEP IN MY SALAD :D :D :D
Meet Brock Taylor. I named him after Brock Sampson. He has Mitchell's hair and Sylvie's eyes and skincolor. Sylvie went back to work as soon as she squeezed Brock out. She was tired of being in the house all the time.
Nanny: So you can drive, while you drive!!!!
Driver: Fuck your face nanny, fuck your face.
I'm behiiiiiind youuuuuu, making sure you're not looking at n00000000dz
wat
Not too bad. The eyebrows need to be changed but he'll do.
GOD DAMMIT. I AM A ROMANCE SIM. ROMANCE. WHY DO I HAVE THIS CHILD? ROMANCE = CONDOMS, NOT BABIES.
Brock's toddlerhood was incrediboring.
He's a child now, and is another, slightly varied, clone of Sylvie, which I honestly wasn't expecting.