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Yahoo headline, “Pigeon poop causes gas station awning collapse.” It’s Hitchcocks The Birds for the SNL generation. You can even watch the video, probably of a shit covered awning lying over an SUV or gas pump, I really don’t know what else to expect. Perhaps time lapse photography of pigeons taking dumps for the last ten years. How long does it take to accumulate that much shit? No doubt the video will be happy to tell you.
In other news (which is the equivalent of watching the people in a coffee shop I suppose) Cheney blames Congress for failing to help struggling auto makers. Gee, Cheney, I suppose those same auto makers should have listen to you warn against the manufacturing of SUV’s and gas guzzlers all those years ago? I mean, who better to point the finger than pillar of moral, ecological and political responsibility?
Asshole.
And for those people who either refuse to look out a window or turn on the tv, the weather still sucks (although it did get better than it was this morning,) and the Eagles still suck. No correlation, thank god. We can expect the sun to still rise tomorrow, the Eagles ... well, no ones putting any money on their tomorrow.
Not that I would mind them coming back from a seven point deficit to win against the Redskins, but I figure I’m not watching, it’s a lot easier to pick on them. Sorta like Cheney, he’s not really interested in what goes on in peoples lives (outside of his own and those people he can shoot,) that’s why he’s a perfect one to comment on others short comings.
Yahoo Featured would also like to suggest where to retire for low taxes. While I haven’t read it, I bet they over look two townships in Northern Chester County that haven’t raised taxes in twenty three years. It’s true, it must be, I read it in the Daily Local. They quoted people and everything.
I’m actually writing this particular post now because the movie I was watching stopped buffering half way through. I’m hoping this slight delay will improve things, but I’m betting it’s a dud and I’ll end up surfing around for something else to watch. You know, something high brow, thoughtful, something that won’t remind me that I’m sitting around wasting my time by watching it. Mind you, it’s going to be hard to beat Zombie Strippers, but I’m gonna try my darnedest.
In other news (which is the equivalent of watching the people in a coffee shop I suppose) Cheney blames Congress for failing to help struggling auto makers. Gee, Cheney, I suppose those same auto makers should have listen to you warn against the manufacturing of SUV’s and gas guzzlers all those years ago? I mean, who better to point the finger than pillar of moral, ecological and political responsibility?
Asshole.
And for those people who either refuse to look out a window or turn on the tv, the weather still sucks (although it did get better than it was this morning,) and the Eagles still suck. No correlation, thank god. We can expect the sun to still rise tomorrow, the Eagles ... well, no ones putting any money on their tomorrow.
Not that I would mind them coming back from a seven point deficit to win against the Redskins, but I figure I’m not watching, it’s a lot easier to pick on them. Sorta like Cheney, he’s not really interested in what goes on in peoples lives (outside of his own and those people he can shoot,) that’s why he’s a perfect one to comment on others short comings.
Yahoo Featured would also like to suggest where to retire for low taxes. While I haven’t read it, I bet they over look two townships in Northern Chester County that haven’t raised taxes in twenty three years. It’s true, it must be, I read it in the Daily Local. They quoted people and everything.
I’m actually writing this particular post now because the movie I was watching stopped buffering half way through. I’m hoping this slight delay will improve things, but I’m betting it’s a dud and I’ll end up surfing around for something else to watch. You know, something high brow, thoughtful, something that won’t remind me that I’m sitting around wasting my time by watching it. Mind you, it’s going to be hard to beat Zombie Strippers, but I’m gonna try my darnedest.