Hi, please meet my hippie-man-baby.
I had a dream that I had a baby, but it didn't hurt because right as everything was about to start, I passed out, and then they just drugged me and got the baby out, but then Shaun's aunt and uncle were keeping the baby, and when I realized that I had had a baby and that they were keeping it, I decided I wanted to keep it, so my mom had them give it back to me, and then we just walked around Naples with this baby, which, by the way, had a man-like face and long curly hair (baby was a girl) and then I was walking in front of the shopping plaza in Naples and some guy said something about how it was trashy when teenagers had babies, and I was like "I'm fucking 24 dipshit! Smarten the fuck up."
And then the guy and I got into a screaming match where I pretty much just kept yelling about how he was ignorant and annoying. I don't remember really, but I do remember having the feeling that I had won the argument.
But I don't think it was Shaun's baby, I THINK it was DRUNK CHRIS'S from before Shaun and I were going out, even though I am pretty sure nothing really happened that would result in a baby...but I woke up and I was like "Shit, I need to watch less Secret Life of an American Teenager" which is what I have been doing at work to kill time when I can't sleep. My best guess is that the dream stemmed from that and the fact that I went to sleep watching the friends disc where Rachel has a baby.
It was completely fucked up. Oh, and I kept waking up and going back to sleep and then I would have dreams that still had the baby in them, including one where my mom and I went somewhere because I decided to get highlights in my hair, but the girl totally botched it and so I had all these pretty much bright orange streaks in my hair...and I still had this damn baby and I was like "shit, now I am trashy"
Fucked.Up.