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Saturnalia is JUST around the corner, and I refuse to spend this wonderful time of year by myself! Continue only if you know what I'm talking about without having to resort to a search engine or online encyclopedia.
I am 23 years of age, and willing to remove tunic for the right guy (and if given the opportunity to reciprocate, can do so with teeth). Nothing gets me hotter than reading Cicero's letters to Atticus with a partner. We can take turns reading to each other, and after we have read so much that I can't contain my passion any more, I wish for you to lead me to the cubiculum (or even the atrium, if we plan ahead and set the klinai) as if I were a spoil of war. There, I will ask that you use as many slurs as you can think of, but only in Latin, of course. For your convenience, I have preselected a useful batch of phrases that please me more than others. Highlights include:
1. Let me see you eat the crustulum!
2. Oh Pater, plow my agrum!
Also, be prepared to talk about Pompeii while I practice my oration.
Examples of role playing that should be expected:
1-Dido and Aeneas. (And maybe a little Anchises?)
2- If you have a friend that would be willing, I would love to try a Cleopatra/Caesar/Antony scenario. If you lack a willing friend, you could take turns being each one. I think that you will find that I can be very accommodating.
3) The classic Pyramus and Thisbe, but, to shake things up, I have recently started using a little gender reversal (also fits with the spirit of Saturnalia) so you would need to be Thisbe, and I Pyramus.
Due to legality (stupid modern times) and my aversion to livestock, I have created a tofu calf that we can sacrifice before beginning the festivities.
I am 23 years of age, and willing to remove tunic for the right guy (and if given the opportunity to reciprocate, can do so with teeth). Nothing gets me hotter than reading Cicero's letters to Atticus with a partner. We can take turns reading to each other, and after we have read so much that I can't contain my passion any more, I wish for you to lead me to the cubiculum (or even the atrium, if we plan ahead and set the klinai) as if I were a spoil of war. There, I will ask that you use as many slurs as you can think of, but only in Latin, of course. For your convenience, I have preselected a useful batch of phrases that please me more than others. Highlights include:
1. Let me see you eat the crustulum!
2. Oh Pater, plow my agrum!
Also, be prepared to talk about Pompeii while I practice my oration.
Examples of role playing that should be expected:
1-Dido and Aeneas. (And maybe a little Anchises?)
2- If you have a friend that would be willing, I would love to try a Cleopatra/Caesar/Antony scenario. If you lack a willing friend, you could take turns being each one. I think that you will find that I can be very accommodating.
3) The classic Pyramus and Thisbe, but, to shake things up, I have recently started using a little gender reversal (also fits with the spirit of Saturnalia) so you would need to be Thisbe, and I Pyramus.
Due to legality (stupid modern times) and my aversion to livestock, I have created a tofu calf that we can sacrifice before beginning the festivities.