Depraved Legacy Prologue 0.1
This is my self!sim and husband!sim legacy, the actual legacy will start with our offspring when they become adults and move on to procreate. There will be cheating, most probably, there are hacks, there will be lots of pointless self!sim spam that amuses no one but me and I don't care. If you also happen to eke some amusement out of this legacy, you're probably related to me. Or I have completely misjudged how this will go. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it anyway. ;)
View the introduction to Shaun and Rachel Depraved here!
Sweet! Now Rachel can play pinball in her underwear! Thanks Shaun!
Rachel: I have an idea!
Rachel died under the table. I'll probably die with my camera around my neck, so that, at least is accurate. Luckily! Shaun plead and beat death. TAKE THAT!
Shaun: I have an idea, too!
Rachel died again. Seriously, I'm awesome. I don't know why she fails so much.
She rocks the yoga, though.
Mizzy Tizzy face! XD
LTW GET! (Maxed all 7 skills.)
I'm married to a dread pirate who drives a tan sedan, you knew that, right?
Rachel's specialty is pepper plants, just like real life.
Unfortunately Disney World is not a vacation destination.
So they visited the far east instead.
I was kind and let Shaun learn massage from a woman.
I had a very specific caption in mind when I capped this. I did.
Bum wish. Boo!
She looks a little too happy. What was in that tea?
Rachel: Huzzah! Bees!
Accurate!
Oh la la!
Why do women go to the bathroom together? To smustle, DUH!
Heh heh heh. Yeah.
Back at Pwhisker Hollow (that's the name of my/their house), they got a massage table because Rachel has a bad back, it's true.
Thiefy.
& the police fail. UGH. Oh well, they didn't need the treadmill anymore anyway. Both their skills are maxed.
Which means their lives are so perfect that even children won't ruin them. This is something you will never see in real life. Rachel in front of the telephone (don't have one) & pregnant.
The only way to garden while pregnant; with a gold idol and quill. In winter. Luckily Rachel has a gold badge. The peppers must be saved!
Umm. Pop!
I'm glad it's her and not me.
Rachel: Oh. That's nice. I'll just put this on the floor.
Minnie Depraved, all Rachel's coloring.
Where was Shaun when Rachel was laboring? Building a robot, DUH.
Rachel: I can't pick the baby up, THERE'S A BABY IN THE WAY!
Minnie the toddler. Promising.
Shaun being paternal makes me laugh.
Rachel does the fun stuff, like read fairy tales in the bathroom.
Minnie got her dad's nose. This thrills me.
It's time to get Shaun pollinated, I think.
Rachel: The sky is awesome! :D
Shaun is totally being abducted because of his space piracy.
Rape and pillage time. I feel so sorry for him. :( :(
Rachel:I hope he comes back!
Oh good, he does.
Side by side robot and toy making. D'awwwwww.
The first Kelservo is made.
& then the second.
Rachel activated this one. Her name is Raebotica.
She practiced her moves on Bricky McBrickerson.
Raebotica is a great babysitter. Minnie adores her.
Shaun activated the Kelsonator.
Slam!
Raebotica's got some competition for Bricky McBrickerson's affections.
Night-time kite flying. *sigh*
Oh hai! The robots got married. :D
& consumated their relationship.
Finally! Due to hack conflicts Shaun was not getting alien pollination. I had to finagle this pregnancy for him.
The same hack conflicts were evidently also causing people to not get the abduction wants because everybody rolled them after I fixed things.
:( :(
Well that is awkward.
Dang! We make pretty people.
She's knowledge (if Shaun and Rachel had anything else I'd be ashamed.) LTW be Game Designer. :D
Shaun has some bathroom labors.
Shaun would never wear the pink pants.
It's an alien!
A female one, Kairi Depraved.
Whoops, still have the hacked telescope out.
Minnie started flower arranging.
Kairi became a child. *holds her and pets her and calls her George*
Raebotica and Kelsonator decided to bring the electric guitar in for a threesome.
Kinky.
Rachel started a salon in the garage. It's an awesome salon. She works in her pajamas. Shaun hangs out with his shirt off. The robots are always macking on each other and sometimes you hear them getting busy in the next room.
Rachel bonds with the wee tads.
& the wee tads made a snow man.
View the introduction to Shaun and Rachel Depraved here!
Sweet! Now Rachel can play pinball in her underwear! Thanks Shaun!
Rachel: I have an idea!
Rachel died under the table. I'll probably die with my camera around my neck, so that, at least is accurate. Luckily! Shaun plead and beat death. TAKE THAT!
Shaun: I have an idea, too!
Rachel died again. Seriously, I'm awesome. I don't know why she fails so much.
She rocks the yoga, though.
Mizzy Tizzy face! XD
LTW GET! (Maxed all 7 skills.)
I'm married to a dread pirate who drives a tan sedan, you knew that, right?
Rachel's specialty is pepper plants, just like real life.
Unfortunately Disney World is not a vacation destination.
So they visited the far east instead.
I was kind and let Shaun learn massage from a woman.
I had a very specific caption in mind when I capped this. I did.
Bum wish. Boo!
She looks a little too happy. What was in that tea?
Rachel: Huzzah! Bees!
Accurate!
Oh la la!
Why do women go to the bathroom together? To smustle, DUH!
Heh heh heh. Yeah.
Back at Pwhisker Hollow (that's the name of my/their house), they got a massage table because Rachel has a bad back, it's true.
Thiefy.
& the police fail. UGH. Oh well, they didn't need the treadmill anymore anyway. Both their skills are maxed.
Which means their lives are so perfect that even children won't ruin them. This is something you will never see in real life. Rachel in front of the telephone (don't have one) & pregnant.
The only way to garden while pregnant; with a gold idol and quill. In winter. Luckily Rachel has a gold badge. The peppers must be saved!
Umm. Pop!
I'm glad it's her and not me.
Rachel: Oh. That's nice. I'll just put this on the floor.
Minnie Depraved, all Rachel's coloring.
Where was Shaun when Rachel was laboring? Building a robot, DUH.
Rachel: I can't pick the baby up, THERE'S A BABY IN THE WAY!
Minnie the toddler. Promising.
Shaun being paternal makes me laugh.
Rachel does the fun stuff, like read fairy tales in the bathroom.
Minnie got her dad's nose. This thrills me.
It's time to get Shaun pollinated, I think.
Rachel: The sky is awesome! :D
Shaun is totally being abducted because of his space piracy.
Rape and pillage time. I feel so sorry for him. :( :(
Rachel:I hope he comes back!
Oh good, he does.
Side by side robot and toy making. D'awwwwww.
The first Kelservo is made.
& then the second.
Rachel activated this one. Her name is Raebotica.
She practiced her moves on Bricky McBrickerson.
Raebotica is a great babysitter. Minnie adores her.
Shaun activated the Kelsonator.
Slam!
Raebotica's got some competition for Bricky McBrickerson's affections.
Night-time kite flying. *sigh*
Oh hai! The robots got married. :D
& consumated their relationship.
Finally! Due to hack conflicts Shaun was not getting alien pollination. I had to finagle this pregnancy for him.
The same hack conflicts were evidently also causing people to not get the abduction wants because everybody rolled them after I fixed things.
:( :(
Well that is awkward.
Dang! We make pretty people.
She's knowledge (if Shaun and Rachel had anything else I'd be ashamed.) LTW be Game Designer. :D
Shaun has some bathroom labors.
Shaun would never wear the pink pants.
It's an alien!
A female one, Kairi Depraved.
Whoops, still have the hacked telescope out.
Minnie started flower arranging.
Kairi became a child. *holds her and pets her and calls her George*
Raebotica and Kelsonator decided to bring the electric guitar in for a threesome.
Kinky.
Rachel started a salon in the garage. It's an awesome salon. She works in her pajamas. Shaun hangs out with his shirt off. The robots are always macking on each other and sometimes you hear them getting busy in the next room.
Rachel bonds with the wee tads.
& the wee tads made a snow man.