Regenbogen 2.1
WARNING: Naked sims in bathtubs, sexual references, language, mindless prattle
Previously:
Yellow: [ 1.1 ] [ 1.2 ] [ 1.3 ] [ 1.4 ] [ 1.5 ]
Hello dear readers! I apologize for the slight delay in updates. It has been a hectic week for me. I've actually played way far ahead so I am scrambling to get these next few updates out. I have stopped playing the Regenbogen's for now because I don't want to get too far ahead, or else doing updates gets a bit difficult for me. What have I been doing in my free time if not working on updates? Well, I am afraid I am guilty of playing Sims 2. WHAT?! Blasphemy you say? Don't get me wrong, I Loooove Sims 3. I love the open endedness of being able to play one sim at home, while you have another sim downtown at the park, and yet another over their friends house. Sims 3 gameplay surpasses Sims 2 in so many ways. It's just that Sims 2 still has a big leg up over Sims 3 atm with it's endless amounts of CC, and oodles of expansion content. I still love playing Sims 3 and playing Regenbogens, but I hate to say when I am not able to play the Regenbogens, I really don't feel like starting a new game in Sims 3. I rather go back to Sims 2. Before Sims 3 came out, I was originally going to post an Awesomesauce legacy, so it is nice to work on finishing that up. Maybe one day if there is enough interest, I will still post it. In the meantime, Sims 3 is the superior game in so many ways. It just needs some more time to catch up with the CC. It is almost like playing Sims 2 for so long with all the expansion content, and for some reason, you have to go back to playing vanilla sims, and realize there are limited number of things you can do. No pets, or seasons, or vampires!!!, alien babies, or vacations just to name a few. After awhile I even miss UNIVERSITY! I am not here to write a review of Sims 3, and I am definitely not trying to dissuade anyone from playing Sims 3. It is a great game! I have lots of love in my heart for it! I really don't know why I opened up with this! Let's get on with the story!
First things first. Who is to be crowned heir of the Orange Generation? *drumroll*
PUMPKIN!
The final votes last I checked were something like this:
Clementine - 31
Marigold - 24
Pumpkin - 66
Don't believe me? See for yourself.
I don't know what endears me more. That so many people love Pumpkin, or that so many people actually voted! I realize there are probably a lot of people that didn't really bother to read and just skipped to the poll and voted. Just the fact that so many people took the time to do so floors me. I would of been happy if I had 10 votes! Anyway, I love you all! As much as I do this for my own entertainment, I do get immense satisfaction knowing that there are people that enjoy what I do. <3 Wow. Less babble talk, and more pics already! SRS!!
You are pretty lucky that I didn't use this for the cover art on this entry. I was quite tempted. Look at that skillful camera censorship. There really is nothing manlier then a gentleman taking a bath. Only thing missing are some bubbles and a rubber ducky.
If anyone is aware of the manliness of taking a bath, it is Agent Booth. Check out the beer helm. Where are my fellow Bones' fans?
Canary and Stiles are getting old, so I figure it is about time the get some old people hobbies. That is why I had Stiles' take up fishing. He needed something to do ever since he involuntarily retired. Damn death mucking everything up. :(
Canary on the other hand has started a little garden. I even got her the super gardener lifetime reward and everything. She's been collecting seeds since day one. It is about time she got around to planting them! This picture was actually taken a long while ago, so her garden has actually grown a lot since that little strip of plants pictured above.
She even has perfect quality tomatoes, lettuce, onion, grapes, and apples! I also got a money tree seed as a reward for a gardening opportunity! I believe there are also lifeplants in her garden. Stiles himself may not be all that into gardening, but he sure does LOVE that sprinkler. Everytime his queue drops, he is instantly heading out to jump around in it. Last I checked, Canary was the childish one, and yet she has not autonomously played in the sprinkler once!
Even though I am moving Marigold and Clementine out of the house, I did start them on the path towards their LTW. I am kind of curious to see how far story mode will take them. I got Marigold into the medical career. I don't know about you, but I when I go to the hospital, Marigold basically embodies the type of doctor I hope to get. Crazy eyes and all. Much love.
Clementine's LTW was to make gajabillions of dollars writing novels, so I had her begin writing some romance novels. Writing in her underoos helps her think. :3
I decided I wanted to marry the girls off instead of just moving them to some random empty lot and letting them fend for themselves. I needed some closure since I have grown kind of attached to the girls. As I was searching about town for eligible bachelors, Marigold ran into...wait for it....wait for it....
MORTY! And look he isn't dressed in his usual Role Play robes or whatever they are. He doesn't look half bad. I decided to have Marigold go for it. You might also notice that my self sim is just chillin in the background. The pool must be one of my favorite hang spots since I spend hours there. Just...staring at the water...
I also like to hang out in the graveyard with these shady miscreants. Smoking the crack I am certain. I think my selfsim has started to fall in with a bad crowd. :(
Anyway, I am here to tell a story, and it is not the story of my SimSelf's adventures in Sunset Valley.
I had Marigold lay it on pretty thick with Mort. He is apparently a sucker for a good back massage.
It wasn't long before he was eating out of the palm of Mari's hand. He seems like the type that might be into chicks that are sort of off their nut. I was kind of curious how he is still single. Isn't the game supposed to make him marry Bella after a point? Story Mode is not doing it's job. Actually, I think Bella might of died in my game, since I NEVER see her around town anymore. I should stop by the Bachelor pad and check if she is still kicking.
Marigold + Morty = LUV. They share their first kiss by the pool.
Clementine had a pretty high relationship already with this guy. Remember Mr PrettyBoyFace from her birthday party? I seriously can never remember his name. Just that he has a beautifully girlish face, and horrible fashion taste. A part of me wishes Clemmy was heir so I could marry this guy in and give him a makeover. I am betting their babies are gonna be so precious!
They spent like five sim hours sucking face on the porch.
I figured that was as good a sign as any that Clementine should go ahead and pop the question.
Blinded by bling!
Clementine and PrettyBoy are now officially engaged.
Somewhere in a room not so far away, these two were getting their nerd flirt on. Mortimer is back in his robes, and Marigold is sporting her work uniform. I get why Marigold is wearing what she is wearing, but Mort? WHAT IS THAT?!
I will just have to turn a blind eye to Mort's poor fashion decisions because I really can't invest too much time in Mari's love life. I have an heir that needs my attention. She is lucky that I am even spending this much effort on her. In some legacies, as soon as a new heir is chosen, the rest of the heir's siblings just drop of the face of the Sim Planet never to be heard from again. No postcard. No Nothing. Just gone in the night.
I think Mort was pretty shocked that a girl like Marigold would care enough about him to want to marry him.
So yah, he accepted.
Marigold: I love you thiisssss much!
Mort: SCOORRRREEE!!!!
There was a little bit of celebration, and a lot of bit of dancing. I don't know how I feel about Pumpkin's dance preferences. I guess it might be weirder if he was dancing like that with his sisters.
Cue the Billy Idol music, it is time for some shotgun weddings. That is what I really should of done. Gotten the girls knocked up before I moved them out. I really dropped the ball on that one. Always next generation I suppose. Let the nuptials begin.
Marigold is now officially married out of the family.
It is Clementine's turn to get married, to the guy who's name escapes me. It is a little sad that I can't even remember who I married Clementine off to.
Just look at that pretty face. Such girlish features. Oooo! Now I remember why I am marring Clementine to you. :) I hope their children inherit those soft girlish features. It makes sense to have pretty marry pretty.
And with that, both girls are officially moved out of the legacy house. They also took a pretty sizeable chunk of the family funds with them. Bitches!
Marigold only had a max level of cooking skill two last I remembered, so how is it, that as soon as she is moved out of the house, she is cooking TRI TIP STEAKS?!?! What are these hacks?! And why did she never employ them while she was living under my roof?
The dishes are done! Now I can put my full focus on Pumpkin and his Heir-ness. Did I mention I already found a little girlfriend for him? Her name is Lauren Pearson. Here Pumpkin is utilizing the signature Regenbogen seduction techniques. Who wants a body massage?
So, how did I find Pumpkin such a lovely lady. Why is it I never mentioned her before this?
Well....it is funny you should ask such a question. As it turns out, I have actually been stalking her for a long time now. I never mentioned her, since I was really never sure what would come of it. How did I stalk her? Well, as a child she used to be a newspaper delivery girl. One day as she was dropping off a paper in front of our house, I had Stiles' go out and chat her up so that she would be a family acquaintance. I had her relationship level high enough so that she would always be on my radar, and then I just waited. As it turns out, she grew up to be quite lovely, so I had Pumpkin go for her. I don't know what is more disturbing. That I had Stiles scouting out young girls for Pumpkin, or that Stiles is now spying on them from the stairs in a voyeuristic fashion.
I think Stiles' spying was kind of creeping them out, so they moved their flirtations elsewhere. It doesn't really come across very well in this pic, but she has PURPLE eyes. That is partly the reason I picked her for Pumpkin. I want some purple eyes in the family!
I love the first kiss animations. It is so sweet and innocent. I can't help but get all melty over it. :3
It really didn't take much for Pumpkin to get Lauren into his bed.
I don't know if it has to do with Pumpkin's flirty trait or maybe Lauren is just easy, but she was spreading her legs in no time. Maybe Pumpkin really is that irresistible. Who am I to judge? It must be awkward for Pumpkin knowing that under her skirt there is only black nothingness. You know what would have been better, is if instead of blacking her vajayjay out, EAxis just placed a pixilated blur. It would be like watching a reality tv show or cops.
I really don't think I need to tell you what happened next.
Er, or ok...maybe I do. Sometimes when a man and a woman really like love each other.....oh FFS, the made sweet passionate woohoo! If you still don't understand go ask your parents! Sheesh.
After being devirginized, Pumpkin realized that Lauren is the girl he wants to marry! Proposed in his skivvies and everything. :3
He actually looks naked in these shots. I don't know if Lauren even had a chance. Is she even looking at the ring? :/
Pumpkin: Command me confessor.
Ok, sorry, I can't help myself. The way he is bowing...I had to throw a nerd reference in there. Choco Chip Cookies to anyone that know what that reference is about. ;)
My little Pumpkin~doodle is growing up so fast. :( Getting married. Next there will be kids, and before I know it he is just gonna be an old man. They grow up so fast.
Ahhh, nothing like a nice slice of ZA after making sweet love to your woman. AMIRITE?
In other news! Look who is having a birthday! This is the big one! Canary is gonna be an old bird. *giggle* Ok, maybe it wasn't really that funny. I apologize. :(
I wonder what her last wishes birthday wish is? I bet she wished for the perfect garden. Canary you old bat!
It's happening! It's really happening! :sparkle:
Sweet~ old lady trench coat you got there Canary! Though, I don't think that is quite you, let me fix that.
I gave Canary an appropriate old woman makeover. Check out the SWEET Mom Pants. Nine inch zipper and all. She also has some lovely orthopedic gardening clogs. I did keep her rock n'roll bracelet though. She might be getting old, but she can still bust a move on the dance floor. Notice the gnome chillin in the background watching Canary in an obviously perverted manner. I don't know if I am too pleased by you right now Bilbo. Yes, I named him Bilbo. I REALIZE HE IS NO HOBBIT. I just like to say the name. Bilbo. Bilbo Baggins.
Is it ever too early to start looking for potential mates for your unborn simkids? This could be the next marry in. You never know. I feel like such a pedo right now.
That concludes this episode! Next time, Pumpkin's wedding, and....dare I say...babies?