The Cobalt Legacy 5.3
Massive thanks goes out to kharmakick for offering to do my picture editing for me. It's such a relief to not have to tediously go through them, one by one. She gets all credit for the awesome teaser picture, too. <3
Jeanna got a makeover, for no real reason other than I went on a bit of a download spree, and wanted to try out
some new CC. In other words, I just felt like it.
Onward.
No worries, though. Jude still recognizes his mutual punching bag.
Leah: Will you kids knock it off?
Jeanna: Okay. *knocks Jude in face*
Jeanna, there is a difference between Punch U Punch Me and the way you punch Jude.
You are not being replaced, dear.
Jude: Aw, shet.
Jude: Oh hai Marsha~ Can I getcho numba~
Jude: Wait, I actually can?
Jude ain't having none of that bitch wandering around looking like that.
Well, there's only so much you can do when you can't touch the wardrobe.
Jude: ...Really? There's nothing InSim can do about this?
Jude's violent experiences in sibling-hood even translate into his romantic life.
Bashing a girl with a pillow is not the most effective way to woo, Jude.
I stand corrected.
Well, I'm happy to say you didn't learn that from your sister.
Marsha: WOWWWWWWIE! WHAT A HOTTIEEEEEE!
*facepalm* Oh, Marsha.
~JEANNA~
~IS~
~*EXPRESSIVE*~
Who'da thunk?
The boy attached to the beastly eyebrows is Adrian, which means the triplets have grown up!
Here's Annalee.
Adrian, sans beastly eyebrows.
And Caleb, who really surprised me. I thought he was a Jude clone, which he clearly is not.
Adrian: Let's face it--If he had one, we'd be able to see it in those tights.
Adrian: And forget about balls--Have you seen the elasticity of that spandex?
Caleb: Oi.
I see what you did there.
Caleb: :D
Christian still has eyes only for Frances. Although--
Predictably, the secret college slut has eyes for some others.
Now, brace yourselves for an epic sausage-fest of a dance party.
It was just a matter of time before the cool factor was distributed to include a new member.
What starts out as poor Caleb relieving himself after some hardcore dancing--
Sorry. Caleb wants to say something. Go ahead, C.
Caleb: I just want to bring to Adrian's attention that SOMETIMES BOYS SIT DOWN TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
I HAVE A ROCKET AND BALLS, OKAY.
Thank you, Caleb. Now, what starts out as poor Caleb relieving himself after--
Caleb: SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED A GOOD SIT DOWN, OKAY?
Yes, Caleb. What starts out as poor Caleb relieving himself after some hardcore dancing soon turns-
Caleb: Just-
DAMN IT, CALEB.
It turns into this.
Caleb: sup mom~
Caleb: Dad! Bring 'er here, my man!
Caleb: Really, Jeanna? I think Punch U Punch Me in the shower is pushing some boundaries.
Adrian: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FAMILY?
I advise small children to avoid the next screencap.
And sim legacies in general, as they tend to be child inappropriate, but hey.
Why, Jude, I don't think we've seen this side of you before.
Let me just say that if I walked into this room at this given moment, I'd try to run away before they saw me.
I knew Adrian would be a primper. >.<
Why, this is picture #69.
*headdesk*
Adrian: Hells yes, I'm still manly!
After what appears to be an enlightening conversation with Adrian, Jude rolls the want to apologize to Jeanna.
The nemesis.
Jude: I'm sorry for acting out in self-defense against your evil rampages.
Jeanna: Oh, my, Jude. You have made me see the errors of my ways.
Jude: LIKE FUCK YOU HAVE, BITCH.
Jeanna: FUCK MY LIFE.
Jude: IS IT COLLEGE TIME YET?!
Leah: Go find yourself some internet porn, you attention whore.
Annalee: IHU.
(In the bathroom, because clearly, that gives ~emphasis~)
Annalee: IN SOME CULTURES THE KISS IS THE PHYSICAL ACT OF HATRED.
Annalee: FUCK PILLOWS.
Yeah, she's a Jeanna clone. :|
Everyone: ASDK*JASK&ADOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGA@@KSJDJDAD*#QEHIWR*W#RPSEFKSFSDF
Caleb: Burgers, anyone?
Apparently Caleb loves rain.
And the thrill of potentially being hit by lightning.
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
As per our boy Jude's request, it's college time!
Usually, I have a pretty good idea of who I want to be heir by now, but I'm torn. Give me your input, bbs.