The Glass Legacy 4.0
LAST TIME: The boys go to college. Bella and Talin turn into krusty old people. Nathen and Tessa die (LY BOTH =[). Rishell and Carter get engaged. I fulfilled Carter's slut LTW. He graduates and moves home where him and Rishell have a ~romantic~ wedding and he knocks her up.
Ya, this. Portrait done.
I'm getting kind of sick of krusty old men chasing after the young beautiful women of the world. She's rich with your son, Talin. She doesn't need your money bags.
I missed seeing the vomit splurging from the neck.
GO DIAF BELLA. Oh wait...
Damn. Don't look so content.
It's a surprise to her everytime. BLACK FROM THE WAIST DOWN.
P-p-p-p-p-pop!
GOD DAMN IT. Really!? Oh and epic counter fail.
She popped again?
The piano gets SO. FUCKING. ANNOYING. GTFO. ALL I HEAR. ALL DAY ER'RYDAY.
Damn straight. It gets glitched later because I suck at life, though.
Kitty...
UGH. OLD PEOPLE SEX.
Generation four!
This is Pepper! BLOND hair (TALIN), grey eyes (Rishell!), light skin (Rishell).
Oh, well great.
And here is Parker. Pepper's twin. Blond hair (Talin), light blue eyes (Bella!!), light skin.
Recessive genes, much?
The old people put themselves to good use.
Kind of... *sigh*.
I guess wisdom comes with age?
Talin apparently didn't get the memo.
Oh, Bella! Don't die. =[
Fucking nanny. Gtfo.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU, TALIN.
Talin: So firm and tight... oh god.
Heyyy Nathen.
What? I'm not satisfied with two weirdly colored babies, okay??
Parker: CAN ONE OF YOU BITCHES GET ME OFF THE FUCKING FLOOR?
Rishell: Did you hear something?
Bella: Nope.
Rishell: Huh.
Always classy.
Rishell: MOAR BABBY =D
Babies in cribs? What?
Cakes? Smiling? Tickling? HUH.
This is Parker who looks an awful lot like his dad.
And this is Pepper (who I just realized has an S2 skin?) who looks an awful lot like her mom.
TESSA. YOU AND YOUR GLITCHED HAIR NEED TO GTFO.
This is a skilling party.
Fucking hell.
STOP PICKING ON YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH WHEN A KID IS TIRED SO I SEND THEM TO THEIR BLANKET BUT LIKE 20 ADULTS SWEAR THAT THE KID IS NOT SLEEPING AND DECIDE TO QUEUE UP A BILLION ACTIONS WITH THE KID AND CANCELS OUT WHATEVER I TELL THEM TO DO JUST SO THAT THEY CAN EXHAUST THE CHILD MORE. /rant
Yep...
... ya.
Old people and young people are so cute together.
Hahaa!
So these are the potty training faces that everyone's talking about.
Caught the dust! Why does it have to be pink?? Why can't it be ORANGE?
OLD PEOPLE. YOU HAVE A ROOM FOR THAT.
Toy Chest: OM NOM NOM.
Awww.
It'd be cuter if there were fish. ;_;
Pepper: YUS! FEWD! FINAWEE!
Do you think this was a good idea or a bad idea? Or an idea that nobody in the house will notice because there's already so much to do?
So this is how babby is formed?
Meet Adora! All of Carter's coloring besides skin.
Hello Peeker! Why did maxis make animal ghosts so creepy looking?
So like... Tessa's grave has dissapeared. Completely. =[
THIS IS DISGUSTING. GET. OUT.
Adora: Oh god! I can't breathe! Smells too bad! Somebody help! OH GOD.
So I think my game is starting to explode.
What a way to live the rest of your life, right?
Lovely.
Kitty is an old kitty. =[
Pepper: *Grows into child*
Carter: *Begins to feel the first affects of severe arthritis* I don't want to get old!
Parker, too.
This is him.
And this is her.
Oh hey! And Adora too!
So many cute childrens!
Aww! He has a little dinosaur coat on!
So the nursery rhyme is one of my favorite things in the game.
No, no. We don't gnaw on our kitty. No, leave Kitty alone. Just love her and stroke her.
Say hello to Elle! She's one of my born in game sims. Gorgeous, yes?
Ya ya ya.
I just thought it was cute. :x
I FINALLY got her her LTW career.
Well if she isn't a little smart face! On her first day, too!
This is Elle's mother, Taylor.
Oh, how I love the romance sim strut.
Carter? What the hell are you doing?
WUT.
WTF? YA my game is dying.
Talin wanted to enjoy life as much as possible before he dies. Even if it means he'll be in a fuzzy stupor for the last days of his life.
=]
Remember that pregnant lady from earlier? This is her ~hubby~. Rapist mustache and all.
There are also invisible ghost potties out in the backyard that everyone is jumping at.
Ya.
God damn it, Talin! The kids these days just keep getting younger and younger...
So Adora decided to spontaneously combust.
So cuuuute.
Adora: Grampa, Grampa! Hey Grampa! Guess what?? Hey, hey Grampa! Hey, guess what? Guess what I did?? Grampa! Hey!
Talin: *Is baked*
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? THE THIRD FUCKING TIME THIS UPDATE.
IF YOU COULD FAIL ANY MORE, RISHELL. GOD DAMN IT.
Having fun splashing in puddles with your little pink pajama's, boy?
Don't start fires in my fucking house, bitch.
So I think Parker is gay. Pink pajamas? Playing with dolls? He also has a pink duckie suit on when he swims.
What is this?? Since when do twins get along??
So, uh... I fucked up. Adora here is crying over Carter dying when he is clearly in the background, alive and well. See... when I was trying to figure out if I could bring Tessa back I accidently set him as a ghost. Which means he was dead. And everybody cried and shit. But he's alive with the appropriate amount of life left, so yeah. *HEADDESK*
This may look like they are just normally woohooing but really... it's not. Look at that bed. Is it blue? No? Yeah. It's not their bed. It's their parents/in-laws.
What a little pothead.
I wanted to test out the object. =P Enjoy the view.
Getting a Swedish massage from your mother is completely normal. I don't know what YOU'RE talking about.
Adora: Du-... dude! Dude. This is like that- that TV show, man. Yeah. Remember that? That was hilaaaaaariousaahahaha.
Pepper decides to stay Above the Influence and pretty up the railroad track with her daddy.
Meanwhile...
Adora: *High as a kite*
Kitty: Humans can fly now?
So this is pretty much awesome.
Once upon a time in a far away sim community there was the Little Engine That Maybe Could.
This train would bring medicine to the sim community and at this particular point they were in dire need of medical assistance.
BOOM!
All of a sudden there was a gigantic explosion somewhere off in the distance and the towns electricity was shut off!
This caused the train to shut down which meant the medicine couldn't get to the people!
AND THEN GIANT TEETH CAME AND ATE EVERYBODY THE END.
Exciting, right?
Maxis has a sick sense of humor. Adora spent like an hour or two of sim!time teaching this brick to stand up. "Teach trick".
Must be all the drugs. I see the ghost!potty is on the loose again.
Agh, fuck.
Just... lovely.
And then the food disappeared and reappeared on the table.
One last baby!
Liam. You should know the coloring well enough by now.
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The next update should come within a month of this one. >_<
I'm not giving up on this, okay? I love the Glass'!
Thank you for reading. ={D (You all get a 'stache)