The Glass Legacy 3.4
Warning: +132 pictures under the cut. D:
Quick annoying ass note that I post for just about EVERY UPDATE NOW BECAUSE I FAIL: SCHOOL TAKES UP MY TIME, OKAY? I'M SORRY. Getting out at FIVE O CLOCK is no fun. D:
LAST TIME FROM THE UPDATE I POSTED A MONTH AGO: The cats grow up. I give away Boom and Beast because I'm a terrible sim!god. Chase grows up into a loser and Carter is a sexy winner. Even though they look the same. =P
HEY NOW, THAT'S INNAPPROPRIATE GUYS.
Nathen: And you see when applying blush make sure to-
Carter: I'M NOT A GIRL, GRAMPS. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT.
O rly?
Chase gets zits almost immediately into being a teen. I TOLD YOU HE'S A LOSER.
So OFF HE GOES TO COLLEGE.
Carter too.
BalinBALLIN': Are you the one who pissed on my tree stump? *sniffs*
Tessa: When I die make sure none of those little brats get my money, kay? Especially not that PERVE Talin. You should have seen what he did earlier!
Talin (Wealth or fortune or whatever the hell it's called sim): I sense a very strong disturbance in the force.
~Sexual tension~.
Look how awesome Tessa is! With her formal wear and glowing body. Oh and that odd sound of a cheering crowd in the background. Crack is wack, children.
I FUCKING GET IT ALREADY. LOOKING EVERY FEW SECONDS WON'T MAKE SOMEONE CARE ABOUT YOU.
What is this? What's that sound I hear? Balls and boobs... sagging to the knees.
WORKIN' THAT COMB OVER, GIRL. He had a makeover picture but I failed at the picture taking. Just know he has a handle bar mustache and he looks like he's a rich old guy from Texas.
This is Bella though. Cute elder, y/n?
*sigh*
All of a sudden I see a tombstone floating over peoples heads. I check Tessa's memories. Peeker. =[
No idea who the hell did this. You see Talin?
For a full sim day I had Nathen and Tessa cuddling and kissing and I made sure Tessa was as happy as possible.
Because I knew it was her last day of sim!life. =[
Bye Tessa! You are the first sim I've let die of natural causes. You were an awesome founder as well. LY.
p.s (Thanks for Bella and Carter)
You'll be seeing a lot of this. =[
CARTER > CHASE AS YOU CAN SEE.
Kitty came out to mourn Tessa's death with Nathen. =[
The very next day it's Nathen's time to go. TalinHandlebars is crying, why?
Bye Nathen! You were a very sweet idiot. Thanks for the genetics. =]
And now that the first generation is dead and the second is old I finally got to finish their new house. This is the bottom floor.
And this is the top. I attempted probably 3-4 houses before building this one. And this one took probably 5-7 hours (spread out) to plan, build, furnish, and decorate. I have a small dose of OCD. =P
AND NOW OFF TO COLLEGE! Carter and Rishelle. Rishelle is the girl I intended for Carter to ~wed~.
And this is Chase. Say bye to him. He's a clone and I've had his aspiration before.
And the first sexy thing I see my heir or founder has to barf at.
~LOVEY INTERACTION~ ~CRUSH/FALLS IN LOVE~.
~LOOSES WOOHOO VIRGINITY TOGETHER SO SWEET BLA SOPPY KRI TEAR~
She had the want and he didn't have the fear.
Rishelle: HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ROCK.
Replace the "r" with a "c" and you get a replay of what she said just a few moments earlier. Oh yes. I went there.
What. Doing it wrong. All three generations.
And I move her out very quickly. I need to get Carter's LTW done. Woohoo with 20 different sims.
This proceeds very quickly. =P 2/20 (Rishelle was 1st).
I love the smile he makes after he woohoo's. It's so cute.
Slut#1: What? Carter? Why are you cheating on me? NO! I LOVE YOU!!
Slut#1: Whew. Glad THAT'LL never happen.
I'm not so sure about that. Look how ~fierce~ he is.
He's already got his pimp strut down.
L-O-L.
3/20.
4/20.
Carter: How sexy am I on a scale of one to ten? A fucking ten, bitch.
*Grabs slut#4's boob*.
Cheerleader: Why do you smell like hooker?
Carter: Does this mean we can't woohoo? :[
*Meanwhile*
Dormie aka slut#5: *breaks neck*.
Carter: Fuck this bitch.
Carter: WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME IN SUCH A WAY, HANDS?? WRYYYY???"
Carter: What is WITH all these BITCHES REJECTING MY LOVE?
Why the hell do you let him kiss you when you won't let him sweet talk you?
Slut#2: So... god damn... irresistable.
He has every right to strut his shit. Especially when he's going to get himself some.
5/20.
Not obnoxious at all. Nope. Not even a little.
Lol, oops.
Slut#5: Fuck that sexy bastard. Fuck him straight to hell. *drools*
She may have slapped you but your face is still beautiful. Stop being a girl. Geez.
Slut#6: Heyyy sexy. Do you want to see the angry beaver? DO YOU LIKE THE WAY I TOUCH YOU?
Carter: Oh god make her dissapear.
Thanks! For the panda chair extra cash!
Carter is like a germaphobe or something because he gets these actions to make his infected bed and I can't cancel them.
What a creeper. And I see what you did there, Carter.
Well I guess that one was overly possesive. And I love how much Carter cares. Clapping.
The real winner is the chick getting in bed with Carter after the fight.
6/20.
Remember the hooker from last update? Well Chris Hansen is calling and he's looking for Carter.
7/20
8/20
9/20
And, lol whoops!
Slut#8: Hey asshole. Hope you know you're getting what you deserve. >:]
What a creeper.
10/20.
GTFO AND DIAF FOR REJECTING CARTER.
11/20.
Thanks for the duck, Matchmaker! She'll serve her purpose.
You all know what Carter's type is? Girl. Girl is his type. No matter what the hair, eye, or skin color is. Fat, skinny, old, young, negative chemistry, high chemistry. He loves them all and they ALL swoon over him. ALL OF THEM. IT GETS SO ANNOYING.
I guess my game thinks that using the matchmaker deserves a bad omen of sorts.
12/20.
The same girl later on asks him out on an outting. I have no pictures of it. But there was yet another bad omen. =P
Although he did come back with this. 13/20.
D: Jesus. Boys bathroom = *vomits all over the place*.
This is how the cool kids "hang out". NOT SMART, CARTER. Don't talk about your 10 lovers with your current conquest. D:
Carter: Mmm, pancakes.
Slut#16: Mmm, Carter.
THIS BITCH IS CRAZY.
14/20.
15/20 (This is where I get ACR =P).
16/20.
... alright.
17/20.
18/20.
19/20.
20/20! =D LTW FULFILLED.
And this is the first real act I've seen from ACR.
This guy is a real winner.
Taken because I can.
STRUT YOUR SHIT, YOU DISEASE INFESTED MANWHORE. You deserve it!
=D EIGHT SEMESTERS, PEOPLE.
His mom is the only one who shows up for the party. I've missed you, Bella!
I buy a bar to raise the party score a bit. Doesn't help. It does help him forget, though.
FASHION SENSE. HE HAS IT.
Right before he leaves a fight ensues. Who now?
Well of course!
Last thing I see before exiting the lot. COW, SUCK BITCH.
Aww, they missed each other!
Bella and Talin missed the ability to miss each other. =P
The following is the first proper wedding I've done it... how long? Not a party, btw.
*Cue bridal music*.
Appropriate, Talin. Really.
*Insert sappy love song lyrics about seeing your love for the first time*.
Awww.
What the hell is this? Wedding crasher?
Who has the exact same template as the blushing bride. o__O
Carter: If I could rip out my beating pixelated heart and hand it to you right now, I would.
Rishelle: That could be arranged.
Rishelle: *Thinks of immense love she has for her now husband*.
Carter: *Thinks of hot woohoo that will occur after the wedding*.
~~aaww~~ndkjas
Fail sauce. Really. BEHIND YOU, RETARDS.
Kitty seems to like participating in some of life's big events.
And there is our romance sim memory. Nice.
Rishelle: You ass. It's all over my chin now! I'll fucking kill you-
Carter: Oh shut the hell up and open wider. I'm helping you get used to big things in your mouth.
*Sweet moment*.
SCREW YOU HOT MAID. I can't use you. =[ I've already had your genetics.
Guys? Rishelle is fucking gorgeous.
Carter gets to wear the hairstyle I originally wanted to give him. He's a stallion.
The TV mysteriously turned on and nobody's watching it? What could that possibly mean!?
TESSA!! =DD ILYSFM.
Oh shush!
I LEAVE YOU WITH BABY BELLS. Or jingles. Or whatever. SHE'S PREGNANT. There.
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THANKS SO MUCH FOR READING, SRSLY. I love you all for it.
Now that all the boring stuff (Uni, waiting for elders to die, waiting for adults to age, and building a house) is done with I should be playing more. Hopefully. School... D: