Jump issue #17 [Voice Post, Backdated to Friday]

[silversoul_xx]

[There are shower noises, and the sound of a faucet being turned on. Followed by that are the noises of Gintoki washing his hair. Then, he starts to realize something.]

H-uh? W-w-what is this? Some prank? Is this red food coloring...?

[He recognizes the scent of blood, and it reminds him of the stench of rotting, dead bodies from the battlefields

Comments

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[blckblooded]

That is exactly what it means; you are going to become a woman who is constantly on her period.

Such a shame.

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[silversoul_xx]

Don't see that happening.

Still have a penis, I'm not bleeding, all is good other than these bug things.

But apparently there's some shithead plague thing that's going around. Ugh.

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[blckblooded]

Wouldn't it just be hilarious if you lost it? You'd be such a pretty girl. I hear crazy works for females.

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[silversoul_xx]

[He grabs his shoulder, and raises his hand on his side of the PHS as he screams:]

Mommy! Help me! There's a crazy lesbian sex fiend on the loose!

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[blckblooded]

Oh, darling, no one is that pretty.

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[silversoul_xx]

S-s-says you. You're probably trying to lure people in like in those horror movies...

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[blckblooded]

Please, I have standards, and they will never drop that low.

1/2

[silversoul_xx]

But, if you'd be a lesbian, that actually'd be kind of hot...

2/2

[silversoul_xx]

That, and anyone would do anything when drunk enough.

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[blckblooded]

...

I'll keep that in mind if you ever turn into a woman and happen to have vast amounts of alcohol.

And I've suffered sudden brain damage.

Or you're an exceptionally attractive woman. Who can't speak.

Re: 2/2

[silversoul_xx]

I'd still have a natural perm.

Don't think that'd be too attractive.

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[blckblooded]

You'd be right.

It's not.

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[silversoul_xx]

OI! I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO MAKE INSULTING COMMENTS ABOUT MY HAIR!

((Awwww but he is cute! And he is buff. I like his hair, but yeah, everyone in canon seems to hate it.))

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[blckblooded]

Then don't tell me you have a natural perm. That's just ridiculous.

[[he's a pretty boy, he'd be a shockingly pretty girl. perm and all.]]

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[silversoul_xx]

I do have one. I complain about it pretty often.

...You must not know me very well.

((...LOL. He does not make a pretty girl at all. Do I need to show you the pictures from the episode where he was in drag? Episodes I might add. Not pretty. Not pretty at all.))

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[blckblooded]

No; I just don't listen to the insane ramblings most of the time.

They're boring.

[[awwww~ I would've thought he'd be pretty. such a shame; although I may need to see Gin in drag, yes.]]