Jump issue #17 [Voice Post, Backdated to Friday]
[There are shower noises, and the sound of a faucet being turned on. Followed by that are the noises of Gintoki washing his hair. Then, he starts to realize something.]
H-uh? W-w-what is this? Some prank? Is this red food coloring...?
[He recognizes the scent of blood, and it reminds him of the stench of rotting, dead bodies from the battlefields he remembered so vividly. He then gasps for a moment, shocked, but reassures himself that nobody has died yet, and comes to another conclusion.]
Oi, oi, OI! LORDS OF THE MU CONTINENT! WEAR A FUCKING TAMPON! This is kind of embarrassing way to reveal your gender, ha? T-t-this is a really, really wrong way to do that sort of thing, isn't it?
GAH! I HAVE BLOOD FROM A POSSIBLY DIRTY WOMAN HOLE ALL OVER ME! GAH! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL THIS WOMAN HAS BEEN, AGGGGGGGH!
Ugh.
[He looks at his PHS, realizing that it's on, and speaks into it.]
People of the Mu Continent, your gods are female. And, does anyone have anything to get this stuff out of my hair? I smell like bloody vagina. Gross. I hope this doesn't turn me into some moody, boobtastic bitch or something.
[The feed shuts off.]
H-uh? W-w-what is this? Some prank? Is this red food coloring...?
[He recognizes the scent of blood, and it reminds him of the stench of rotting, dead bodies from the battlefields he remembered so vividly. He then gasps for a moment, shocked, but reassures himself that nobody has died yet, and comes to another conclusion.]
Oi, oi, OI! LORDS OF THE MU CONTINENT! WEAR A FUCKING TAMPON! This is kind of embarrassing way to reveal your gender, ha? T-t-this is a really, really wrong way to do that sort of thing, isn't it?
GAH! I HAVE BLOOD FROM A POSSIBLY DIRTY WOMAN HOLE ALL OVER ME! GAH! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL THIS WOMAN HAS BEEN, AGGGGGGGH!
Ugh.
[He looks at his PHS, realizing that it's on, and speaks into it.]
People of the Mu Continent, your gods are female. And, does anyone have anything to get this stuff out of my hair? I smell like bloody vagina. Gross. I hope this doesn't turn me into some moody, boobtastic bitch or something.
[The feed shuts off.]