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[Gintoki looks skeptically at himself in the mirror. He is dressed from head to toe in light pink spandex, the color of the strawberry milk he drinks. On his chest is a strawberry logo, and his arms and legs are covered in purple gloves and boots. He feels a little ridiculous, especially since to top it all off, there is a large muffin on his head.]
Oi, oi. Who's idea was to play a prank like this? Ugh, geez. Apparently everyone's gone off the deep end and the Lords of the Mu Continent have legalized cocaine. Or LSD, maybe, since everyone's in such bright colors. Oi! Lords of the Mu Continent, CAN YOU HEAR ME?! DO YOU REALIZE THAT DRUGS ARE BAD FOR YOU? DID YOUR WIVES HIT YOU OVER THE HEADS FOR YOUR DRUG ADDICTIONS?
But really, whoever did this is weird. Actually, I don't know how I got into this.
...
That's pretty creepy. Are the Lords of the Mu Continent gay? Is that why I'm wearing pink? What am I supposed to be, anyway?
[Turning around, he decides to check his underwear, conveniently located on the outside, for some sort of clue.]
Muff-i-na-tor?
[He says this in thickly accented English.]
This isn't how you spell my name.
[He fumbles around for a marker in his drawer, and finds a sharpie. He turns around to write over it in messy handwriting "Gintoki" (but in Japanese).]
((So, this week, Gin will be the lazy superhero known as the Muffinator. He has all sorts of cool powers, like having the ability to control the movements of any sweet things around him, squirt hot chocolate out of his nose, create muffin bombs, and squirt strawberry parfait out of his fingertips (like Spiderman does with the web stuff). And, of course, he'll be able to pull all sorts of odd sweet-related gadgets out of his pockets.))
Oi, oi. Who's idea was to play a prank like this? Ugh, geez. Apparently everyone's gone off the deep end and the Lords of the Mu Continent have legalized cocaine. Or LSD, maybe, since everyone's in such bright colors. Oi! Lords of the Mu Continent, CAN YOU HEAR ME?! DO YOU REALIZE THAT DRUGS ARE BAD FOR YOU? DID YOUR WIVES HIT YOU OVER THE HEADS FOR YOUR DRUG ADDICTIONS?
But really, whoever did this is weird. Actually, I don't know how I got into this.
...
That's pretty creepy. Are the Lords of the Mu Continent gay? Is that why I'm wearing pink? What am I supposed to be, anyway?
[Turning around, he decides to check his underwear, conveniently located on the outside, for some sort of clue.]
Muff-i-na-tor?
[He says this in thickly accented English.]
This isn't how you spell my name.
[He fumbles around for a marker in his drawer, and finds a sharpie. He turns around to write over it in messy handwriting "Gintoki" (but in Japanese).]
((So, this week, Gin will be the lazy superhero known as the Muffinator. He has all sorts of cool powers, like having the ability to control the movements of any sweet things around him, squirt hot chocolate out of his nose, create muffin bombs, and squirt strawberry parfait out of his fingertips (like Spiderman does with the web stuff). And, of course, he'll be able to pull all sorts of odd sweet-related gadgets out of his pockets.))