Why would I need a convertable bedside table (with not enough room for books), when I have a cavalry sabre and a metal-tipped walking stick next to my bed, and a large hand axe hanging on the bedroom wall?
In answer to the wider question, yes, I would have no problem with smacking an intruder with any of those objects. They would deserve it for trying to burgle me. The cavalry sabres on each side of the bed were a concious home-security decision. There are around 8 or 9 none-LRP safe weapons in the house, and all of them are upstairs.
I have a pick axe handle under my computer table anyway - as the two lads who were smoking dope in my garden shed found out to their cost. (I didn't hit them I just raced down the garden in my night clothes waving the stick and shouting - which was apparently quite enough!)
Not a bad idea at all, but the event of needing somet'ing to defend myself with in the middle of the night, I'd stick with the Paul Chen Katana I've got sitting right next to my bed.
What a marvellous idea..... though i cannot imagine anyone would keep the top of the bedside table clear enough to enable a quick and silent table disassembly ..... but hey, any potential robber would have to get past our first line of defence..... 2 demonic cats!
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Why would I need a convertable bedside table (with not enough room for books), when I have a cavalry sabre and a metal-tipped walking stick next to my bed, and a large hand axe hanging on the bedroom wall?
In answer to the wider question, yes, I would have no problem with smacking an intruder with any of those objects. They would deserve it for trying to burgle me. The cavalry sabres on each side of the bed were a concious home-security decision. There are around 8 or 9 none-LRP safe weapons in the house, and all of them are upstairs.
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Love&hugs Mike_Thegoth Xx
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