This is the other story I wrote for Porn Battle IX. This one is Eerie, Indiana, and also slashy and porny. So, y know, don't say I didn't warn you.

( He was never going to be able to look at his parents or peanut butter in quite the same way again. )

I put in couple of entries to Porn Battle IX. Go figure. This is the first of two. It's set in the world of the movie Fanboys. If you haven't seen it you really should, it's frickin' hilarious.

( God bless the fucking Internet. )

This is for eriel_prime so, I hope you like it sweetie.

It's a little more contemplative than I usually go for, and (shockingly) it's not slash. go figure.

( Click me for the story! ^_^ )

This is written for eriel_prime, and for a meme I recently participated in. ^_^
I hope you like it, hun.

( Follow the pretty cut. ^_^ )

So, I got home from work this morning and found that somewhere on my walk, a bunny had attached it self to my brain. Go figure ( Read more... )

Do you enjoy romance?

That first look? First thought? First kiss? (Or second, or third, or twenty-fifth?)

Then drop me a line, because here and now I say to you, "I am bored and I want to write something damnit!"

Come on people, give a pairing, a character, a show, a cliche, anything and I will write for you your very own little chocolate- ( Read more... )

So, here is my last prompt for Porn Battle VII. Whew, Got it in under the wire.

Oh, and it's het. Greek het. Greek Mythological het. I really do enjoy going for the less well known apparently.

( The others do not understand Hephaestus. )

Yeah. Anyhow this too, is for Porn Battle VII, go figure.

I should not be allowed to write after 1:00 in the morning.

( He does not take home one of the eight Oscars the film has been nominated for. He doesn’t think about it too hard. )

Yes? Good for you. Guess what... I wrote gay porn for it!

Oy.

Well, at least I tried.

Written for Porn Battle VII

This is my very porniest fic to date. Please keep that in mind.

For those who are curious, this is Marshall/Dash

( My childhood, watch me murder it. )

For noxelementalist, my very first Smallville fic ( Read more... )