Dec 02, 2005 13:21
what you just cannot forget:
-HOLY COW I can't believe your car has a stealth mode!
--Dude, it's just the lights turned off
-I don't care, it's a fucking stealth mode!
taco bell
---I definitely just saw an ass on your phone
--yeah, there was ass.
explosions!
DON'T YOU GRAB MY CHRUGRUNDILOAD, BAAAAAAY-BEH
---I'm going to pee on that tree
-I have to pee too!
---Okay, but I'm peeing on that tree.
-But I want to pee on a tree.
--Pee on that tree!
-I want to pee on the first tree.
--But she's already doing it.
-Damnit! I really have to pee!
the best $1.40 I ever spent explanation
-So i can smoke you out, but I can't eat... you... out oh shit that was not right.
--Dude, when did you become such a pothead?
-I'm not!
--Okay, in the past half an hour, you've started SEVEN stories with the words "man I was so baked." For that matter, that's a dumb term. for that matter, drugs are bad. for that matter, SHUT UP.
-So I take it you're still clean.
Whoa when did chuck get hot?
-But I love that song because I love lovely lady lumps.
---My lovely lady lumps!
-no, really, I love them. They're so... lovely.
--Wow, harry's a really bad driver.
---No he's not bad.
-No, he's really not that bad... okay maybe he kind of sucks..