peach pit

Oct 26, 2005 22:19

so I'm sitting in the barnes + noble cafe with mikaila tonight, + we're talking. the right side of my throat's hurt pretty heinously today but I just kinda brushed it off. I'm talking about something pointless when all of a sudden, I feel something... move in my mouth.

I think, oh, no big, the scab is coming off from my throat.

this giant round thing falls into my mouth.

At this point, I start dry heaving. Oh my god what the hell.

I run to the bathroom + into one of the stalls, with this thing shoved into my cheek to keep it from making me puke or choke. There is no way I'm swallowing this thing.

I spit it out into some toilet tissue.

There, in all it's horrid grossness, lays a thing that is roughly the size, shape, + texture of a peach pit.

made of my flesh.

I screamed.

the woman in the stall next to me told me it was okay, that bleeding was a natural + wonderful part of being a girl.

A punch line when I'm the joke.

Seriously, though, how mortifying. haha. oh god.
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