The Holiday Legacy 1.2
The second round of Canadian cheer is here! Sim posts just pop up like flies when I'm on vacation, and then just stop abruptly once I go back home. As it stands, there's an Indiana Jones marathon on TV and it's the perfect thing to have as background noise while I play with Photobucket's crazy-ass settings.
Canadia's want to walk around in her PJs proves problematic when she's meeting the neighbors, especially the adolescent ones. I can see the line of your eyesight, mister. Eyes UP! >[
Let's have some nice non-jailbait interaction, shall we? Hello hello, Terrell! Would you be so kind as to stay the night? You will? Well why don't you move in while you're at it? Oh, and you're bringing in $5000 too? Well that's just peachy keen! I think you deserve a reward for all your generosity!
Now that his sister's not around, the two can have some jolly good fun! And Terrell reveals his Romance Sim tendencies by falling in love with Canadia right after she puts out.
... Well, we're going for genes here, not eternal true love. BUUUUUT two bolts chemistry is pretty much the same thing in this game, right? Right.
Terrell: *Teeheeheeeeeee I-got-laid face* I think we have him FO LAIF, ladies and gentlemen.
Forgive the walls down shot, but I just have to show what a great addition to this tiny household Terrell is. He makes the food and he cleans the toilet. And all without a peep. I couldn't have found you a better BF, my lovely founder! <3
Look! He's still got a shit-eating grin even after Canadia let out some Great Northern wind! And that can't possibly smell like pine trees and morning dew.
BINGO! We have fertilization! And Shadowcat powers apparently.
Turns out Terrell is a sous-chef, so we can guarantee there will be less of a chance of kitchen fires and thank the Lordy because we don't have any moolah to renovate anything.
His LTW is to become a Rock God, so we'll be keeping our eyes peeled for that musical career to pop up in the papes.
Canadia goes to work in her significantly less stylish car. SRSLY, I've always balked at that thing and how you can possibly still have a driver in such a shitty car. Who gets a driver when they're a golf caddy anyway? I'd like to live in that world!
Eeeeheeheeeheee I'm so excited! :D
Now that they clearly have a little one on the way, Canadia is hoping to seal the deal with a marriage. WOMAN, don't you know that is NOT the way to keep a Romance Sim? We need him around to make more babies! Well, not necessarily *slaps self* Keept it together! Terrell is our man!
Canadia: Honey, where are you going?
Terrell: Yeah, work. I'll uh... think about it, yeah...
Smooth escape. And notice his downgraded car? That's right babycakes, he got a job in the music career! Organizing records in a music store. Feels like college, dunnit?
Too bad for him he can't avoid the topic when he gets home and Canadia pops out the ring the moment he walks in the door. We have him trapped, TRAPPED! Ahahahaaaaa! Matrimony is ours!
Well, it wasn't in his fears panel, so he can suck it.
I decided he also needed a makeover, complete with lumberjack plaid and moose fur lining (not that I know what moose fur looks like. But it's fun to add pile on the Canuckness :D ).
Canadia felt the need to take away the crepes Terrell had made and light them herself. This could end badly, but her excited face has me all aflutter and I just couldn't say no. :D
And then there's this slightly small bug where the two would try to make out but ended up just air kissing a foot away from each other's face. Who knew thin air was such an irresistible lover?
Whoop! Is it time already? Armagahd I'm so excited!
Canadia: Get over here and hold this for a second.
Terrell: Um... Kay?
Well, no one in this house knows how to make cheesecake, so thank you game! Twin girls it is! *clap clap*
My game is defying all genetic dominance and logic so now it looks like Canadia cheated on Terrell with someone else. :/ This here's Venus, who inherited her dad's hair and... that's about it. Genetic variety, what is it?
Aphrodite, who's just like her sister, except blonde. If you haven't guessed, this generation is based off of Valentine's Day. Good thing I'm stocked up on pink and red and heart-filled accessories!
The moment she's not pregnant anymore, Canadia does some aerobics to make up for her loafing around the house for three days eating crepes. I'd rather you go to work instead, honestly. ._. After making a baby room, we're pretty much in the financial brick shithouse.
Look at her winter outfit! Isn't it adorable? :D It makes her look classy no matter what she's doing! Including harassment!
Of course, no one can stay mad for long if they're allowed to play with baby sims! I think I found a new way to make family friends. B]
I gotta say, I'm surprised Terrell hasn't rolled a fear of having babies yet. Usually my Romance Sims pretty much break down and go "ABLUBSLRJBSLFGKJHSFHGFSH" the moment one of the things is born. But not Terrell! He's just too damn awesome!
I'm thinking I'm not being very practical. There was enough money and space for either a TV or a dining table and chairs. I went with the entertainment lest my Sims go crazy with boredom. It's like eating delicacies at an art gallery while standing around awkwardly with strangers!
ASRGLKSFHGLKSHRG STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT ME WITH CUTENESS. We are broke. BROOOOOKE. This legacy is never going to thrive!
Ohohoho thank Gooood. Yo necesito dinero! Wo ist mein geld? GEEEELD
Uuugh... All I'm seeing is extra toddler stuff we need to buuuuy. *tears out hair*
Aphrodite is draped in flattering red velvet and silk stockings. She is a Libra and enjoys long crawls on the kitchen floor and dinner liquefied in a bottle.
Venus is a Taurus redhead with an affinity for playing with blocks. She loves her naps and will drool on anyone who annoys her.
WHOA. Um... When did this happen?
Oh God, we don't have money for another room! *headdesk*
In other circumstances, I'd feel bad for sending a pregnant lady off to inhale gasoline fumes, but this is a goshdarn emergency! *flails arms*
And then the tantrums begin. Aaaaaaargh...
LE SIGH... How can something be so adorable and yet so terrifying?
They refuse to say the word 'bottle' simultaneously...
... And yet they want one all the time. WOMEN! *Throws hands in exasperation* I'll never understand them.