AlTeRnAtE UnIvErSe!!!!
ok so amy and i got bored while she was painting her nails (dont ask)
and so i mentioned my theory on this alternate universe that a while
back (a long while back) i discussed with Ben (who probably doesnt
remember but that doesnt matter cuz i barely did). while on the topic
we decided to make a story but first we have to sort out the social
norms and laws that would be changed. so this is what we have to far...
ladies, gentlemen, and undecided i give you... the alternate universe
**underconstruction**
Social Norms
1. Must be homosexual
2. Must wear atleast one rainbow item
3. Straightness is SIN sin sin sin!
4. It is frowned upon if men arent flamboyant and girls arent butch
5. Straight people are fighting for they're Rights
6.Girls kissing Guys= EW ew ew -puke-
7. Liberal female presidents *Hardly any Republican Male presidents No Straight Presidents!
8. San Francisco is Hetero Central (sorry all everything has been turned around)
9.Common misconceptions with Straight teens
--- Its a Phase
--- Straight parents= Straight children
--- They will grow out of it
10. Its hard to find Straight porn
11. THERE IS NO WAR IN IRAQ!
12. Straight youth groups the straight kids who go lie about going
13. In england cigarettes are called ??straight??? (still working on that)
14. Queers harrass the straight youth (mostly the lesbians)
15. No hetero's in the military
16. Lesbian ONLY military
17.Gay men do most of the housework
--- Mostly male nurses in the hospital
18. Buddism and Wicca are the most common religions
19. Heteros are slowly gaining Rights *No Straight Marraige yet instead civil unions*
20. Straight pride colors colors are multiple shades of Gray
21. Few television shows with heterosexuality
22. Heterophobia
23. Sometimes Straight kids are kicked out of their homes by mean heterophobic parents
24. Large heterosexual drug culture
25. Straight pride parades/ Rallies
26. Locker rooms are combined but closely watchess
--- Common misconceptions that straights are premiscues
27. Men + Women take different Sex Ed classes
28. Heterosexuality is not openily discussed
29. Drag shows are popular
30. Lower Divorce Rate
31. If you say you are Straight you receive a dishonorable discharge from the Military
32. When Hetero's come out it is called "comming out of the closet"
33. Heteros are commonly asked "How do straight people have sex?"
34. Heterosexual bashing sites
35. Straights symbol is O << a circle
Laws
1. Opposite sex Marriage Illegal!
Well its a long post i know but we seriously brainstormed a little and we dont have much on laws... If you think something is missing let me know... and i dont want anyone going well its a little harsh towards straights... well back the fuck off! i never asked your oppinion and if you happen to say that you can face my squirley WRATH! anyways love to all... - INU
Social Norms
1. Must be homosexual
2. Must wear atleast one rainbow item
3. Straightness is SIN sin sin sin!
4. It is frowned upon if men arent flamboyant and girls arent butch
5. Straight people are fighting for they're Rights
6.Girls kissing Guys= EW ew ew -puke-
7. Liberal female presidents *Hardly any Republican Male presidents No Straight Presidents!
8. San Francisco is Hetero Central (sorry all everything has been turned around)
9.Common misconceptions with Straight teens
--- Its a Phase
--- Straight parents= Straight children
--- They will grow out of it
10. Its hard to find Straight porn
11. THERE IS NO WAR IN IRAQ!
12. Straight youth groups the straight kids who go lie about going
13. In england cigarettes are called ??straight??? (still working on that)
14. Queers harrass the straight youth (mostly the lesbians)
15. No hetero's in the military
16. Lesbian ONLY military
17.Gay men do most of the housework
--- Mostly male nurses in the hospital
18. Buddism and Wicca are the most common religions
19. Heteros are slowly gaining Rights *No Straight Marraige yet instead civil unions*
20. Straight pride colors colors are multiple shades of Gray
21. Few television shows with heterosexuality
22. Heterophobia
23. Sometimes Straight kids are kicked out of their homes by mean heterophobic parents
24. Large heterosexual drug culture
25. Straight pride parades/ Rallies
26. Locker rooms are combined but closely watchess
--- Common misconceptions that straights are premiscues
27. Men + Women take different Sex Ed classes
28. Heterosexuality is not openily discussed
29. Drag shows are popular
30. Lower Divorce Rate
31. If you say you are Straight you receive a dishonorable discharge from the Military
32. When Hetero's come out it is called "comming out of the closet"
33. Heteros are commonly asked "How do straight people have sex?"
34. Heterosexual bashing sites
35. Straights symbol is O << a circle
Laws
1. Opposite sex Marriage Illegal!
Well its a long post i know but we seriously brainstormed a little and we dont have much on laws... If you think something is missing let me know... and i dont want anyone going well its a little harsh towards straights... well back the fuck off! i never asked your oppinion and if you happen to say that you can face my squirley WRATH! anyways love to all... - INU