omfg!
ok i need to clear somethings up! on sunday amy rode the bus from oly to elma to have dinner with me mom and dad we watched donnie darko on the account she hasnt seen it before. mom decided amy had to go after asking several times if she could stay the night because that is mom being mom. amy talked about the lake-fair, fireworks i told her i had never seen them before... on the way to amys house mom came up with the idea of me staying there again mom being mom. amy and i looked at eachother accepting the fact that this might be a good idea because then the two parents could meet and maybe amy could stay the night one day. well amy's mom wasnt home but amy really wanted me to see the fireworks with her so she wouldnt be stuck with her mom. so she volunteered her absent mother to drive me home incase she said no to the staying the night idea. the sleeping arrangement was that i was "straight" because amy is a lesbian and that i sleep on the couch. my mom left and shortly after amys mom showed up. the two parents conversed on the phone and it was OK that i stay the night. a little later we were being driven to lakefair when we arrived i wanted to say hi to ben and bonnie (not realizing that it would come back to slap me in the face because apparently i cant handle them being alone together-when did that come about??-) well at first i saw ben who quickly waved and walked away in the opposite direction as me then suddenly he was in front of me... we kept on running into each other about 3 different times the first time i was at lakefair so amy and i sat by the lake to avoid them because bonnie sent me a death-glare i didnt understand why at the moment. eventually amy and i got bored of throwing rock at the seagulls and moved to a new spot by the water and there was a log there she balanced on it and pulled me onto it where we sat for a minute then we got off the log and threw rocks at the water... i quickly found out she was in fast pitch... (note to everyone: DONT LET JENNI THROW UNDERHAND) i almost hit someone while throwing a rock underhand it didnt go towards the water at all D:! making a fool out of myself so we went to the park for a while i took my shoes off because i had no socks... well sitting there got boring so i did the first thing that came to mind. i took amys sunglasses and ran! she was five feet behind me and when i stopped to turn around she took a chunk out of the ground and got even further behind i laughed my ass off while run so i was low on oxygen. so i ran behind the statue for cover and watched her as soon as i was able to catch my breather i ran again and she followed until i reached my starting point in which i was tackled to the ground and sunglasses taken away. amy: ha what are u going to do now! (jenni is facing up and on her back with amy on top) Jenni: well i could to something naughty but... Amy: we r in public. then this guy walks by and says what are u doing then he paused and said oh! lovers i see! we were like WTF! yeah it was funny the process cont. a couple times and tickling was involved until she took my shoes... then i played with her balls and yeah it was fun and she tackled me again and then these two guys walk bye asking how often we drink and ask for our names again we were like WTF!... then we had to go back to lakefair (again in hopes of not seeing ben and bonnie because of the glaring i was so confused by it) to find a spot. we did find one on the grass and i poked her with a piece of grass and she got behind me put her arms around me and grabbed my arms saying "no more movement for you!" i fought for a while like pushing her on her back using mine and then applying pressure on her arms by trying to put mine together (she was confused because i look weak and shouldnt be able to do things like that lol) eventually i got movement back but... i poked her again so we went through that process then she found a way to keep me from getting away and while i was attempting to ben bonnie and aaron walk by and glares from all three! i stop moving and amy asks whats up and i told her two out of three ideas A: they r being protective WRONG ON THIS ONE! or B: they r made becuase im not supposed to be here RIGHT! (amys expression wtf ok...) it bothered me to no end... but i tired to cont. as if i was ok and waited for the fireworks.. when they did go off we found out our spot wasnt to good so we moved closer and waited for this one lady to get out so we could sit down because my back was hurting from leaning (against amy lol good day kinda) so when she did we sat down and this little kid was there and amy moved her foot and said MONGOOSE and the kid jumped a mile high and scooted away when the fireworks ended she was still laughing at the fact that mongoose do not live in water i cracked up as well. after getting lost on the way to the car (special thanks to amy's mental GPS) and finding it i call her a homo and she is like pick a side! Jenn: what do u mean? Amy: pick a side boys or girls! Jenn:... the car was nearby and im "straight" so mentally im like shit shit shit! but as it turns out her mom didnt hear it thank the lesbian god! we got back and i watched her mom freak out because of the lack of towles and calling amys sis abby and it turned out they were in the washer and amy put them in the dryer and amys mom is like "do they smell moldy or mildewy and amy said no. as her mom walked down the hall to bed amy flips off her mom and tells me that is her only weakness is her mom. we picked out a movie to watch (Interview with a Vampire) and spent most of the time pinning eachother down and confusing amys as to how i was able to because i look so weak and i showed her and shes like OH! she gets tired and her sis comes home while we were on the couch (Jenni happily crunching on popcorn) so the movie ends and i thought amy was going to bed but she came back when all the lights were out and we talked! at one point she say i confuse her and i asked why and she says "everytime i meet a person i know their fears within the first 10 minutes. but u confuse me u dont drink (jenni: yes i do i told u i did) u dont do drugs your normal from what i cant tell. ur not fucked up like the rest of my friends. the night goes on she tells me about past relationships i tell her about mine turns out they all sucked for both of us. sometimes i saw her eyes droop and i asked her why she was still up if she was so tired and she said i feel bad that if i got to sleep and ur still awake then u would be bored (jenni mentally: but thats what it takes for me to go to sleep!) i kept on telling her to go to bed but she refused to budge but eventually we hear AMY R U STILL UP? and that was a yes and she was told to go to bed and she did but not before.......... (part excluded ask me if u want to know some count it as tideouse lol) the next day she wakes me up saying ur phone was ringing i look and i did and i had a message from my mom and i saw that i had my stuff speacial delivery by mom. my bathing suit included so we decided to go the fountain... yeah it was a good day today. lol