If there's one thing that sucks about work, it can be the co-workers. Luckily, I won't ever have to say this to anyone I closely associate with at work. But for the lazy ass who decided to leave nice surprise in the restroom stall, this rant is for you:
First of all, what the hell is your problem anyway??? Do you mean to tell me, despite the fact that we're all supposed to be adults, you have no concept of personal hygiene? How dare you leave a disgusting, used, maxi pad on the restroom shelf! Periods are bad enough, but do you really have to share it with the rest of us? Just because there isn't a waste bin in the restroom, doesn't give you the right to leave your crap behind. If you can't flush it down the toilet, (industrial strength, by the way) then at least wrap it up in some paper. You know what? I bet if there was a waste bin inside of the stall, you'd still leave a used pad on the shelf for everyone to see. Why? Because you're too lazy or ignorant to know or do better. If I had caught you in the act, a bitch slap would have been appropriate. After all, work is unpleasant enough already.
Now that I have a moderate-sized rant out of the way, I can watch Gantz in peace before bedtime.