And the call was coming from inside the house!

May 24, 2011 10:09

So, a bit of context:

1) I'm at my parents' house. They're not around, having taken off for a month-long round-the-country road trip; my friend Cathye is house-sitting, taking care of the cats, etc. All is well so far.

2) Recently, a new cat has appeared on the scene in my parents' neighborhood--he has to be feral, because I've never seen a domesticated cat that acts the way this cat acts. I once ran into him in the yard and tried to shoo him away, and he hissed and lunged at me. He also has a history of yowling and throwing himself against our plate-glass door while my parents' cat sits on the other side. This is a tiny, badass cat.

So it's two o'clock this morning, and I'm sleeping away, earplugs in, etc. And even through the earplugs, I wake up to the sound of a full-on cat fight. Sherlock and Alex don't fight much anymore (lots of chasing, lots of "Tag! You're it," not a lot of actual aggression), so I head out into the living room to give them a stern talking-to. And who do I run into in the hallway? THE CAT. THE CAT IS IN THE HOUSE! I call for Cathye to help me out, but by the time she shows up, he's gone. I start to doubt myself--I've just woken up from a dead sleep, after all--but there are three colors of fur all over the living room: orange (Alex), brown (Sherlock), and black (Evil Feral Home Invader Cat)! We search the house as I try to convey the badassery of this cat to Cathye; we never do find him, but we do find a new, cat-sized hole in the screen of a window we'd left open. So, to review: an eight-pound stray a) ripped a hole in our window screen, b) came into my house, c) delivered a good old-fashioned beating to my parents' fourteen-year-old, eighteen-pound cat, d) intimidated a grown woman into calling for backup, and e) disappeared. NOTHING IS SAFE, YOU GUYS.

In other news: Interview #2 was yesterday, and I think it went well--I met the president of the company and the girl who currently does my job (she's not leaving; I'd be an addition rather than a replacement), and I feel good about it. I feel like I asked good questions, I said the things I forgot to say in the first interview, and they seemed to like me. They said they'd make a decision soon, so I'll just be over here, freaking out every time the phone rings. Don't mind me.

aieeeeeee!, work, kittyville

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