Notice!

Feb 27, 2006 20:28

Dear Kate, Jessie, and Erica,

This letter is to inform you that you are all stuck in a rut. A FOOD rut. You know that you are what you eat, and you are all most definitely sandwiches. The kind from a certain chain restaurant. As you also might know, "sandwich" is a well-known term, believed to have originated the "Orange County" vernacular dialect of English, for "bad friend." What you might not know is that sooner or later, if your diet is too rich in Subway, you will eventually go blind. It's science.

Thank you for your consideration.

Hugs and kisses!
Erin
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