Practical Uses for Classic Conditioning...
From ehow.com...
How to train birds to ruin a college football game:
1. Select your target school and wait until summer, when the football field won't be in use.
2. Put on a shirt with black-and-white vertical stripes.
3. Spread birdseed all over the football field.
4. As birds flock to the field and eat the birdseed, blow a whistle and leave.
5. Repeat steps 2 to 4 every day until the football season begins.
6. Wait for the payoff. With any luck, this will happen at the first game of the season. When the referee walks onto the field and blows his whistle to start the game, a flock of hungry birds should show up and disrupt the proceedings.
If there was only some way to condition birds to swarm at high school administrators. Maybe someone should put on an orange and blue windbreaker and stand out on campus after hours saying things like "Where's your ID?" and "Don't play the fool!" while flinging bird seed.
Guess I'll have to settle for using herbicide to draw a target on the band field and write "Bomb Me!" as a mad cool senior prank. (A tribute to Mr. Price)
How to train birds to ruin a college football game:
1. Select your target school and wait until summer, when the football field won't be in use.
2. Put on a shirt with black-and-white vertical stripes.
3. Spread birdseed all over the football field.
4. As birds flock to the field and eat the birdseed, blow a whistle and leave.
5. Repeat steps 2 to 4 every day until the football season begins.
6. Wait for the payoff. With any luck, this will happen at the first game of the season. When the referee walks onto the field and blows his whistle to start the game, a flock of hungry birds should show up and disrupt the proceedings.
If there was only some way to condition birds to swarm at high school administrators. Maybe someone should put on an orange and blue windbreaker and stand out on campus after hours saying things like "Where's your ID?" and "Don't play the fool!" while flinging bird seed.
Guess I'll have to settle for using herbicide to draw a target on the band field and write "Bomb Me!" as a mad cool senior prank. (A tribute to Mr. Price)