part 1 of homosexuality

Aug 20, 2004 17:58

hey everyone... im not gay at all

.::last car ride:: ask your mother
.::last cigarette:: after i slept with ur mom
.::last kiss:: do i really have to say... u should ask ur mom
.::last good cry:: the kind ur mother does after a good bout of anal sex?? i dont cry
.::last library book checked out: the kama sutra
.::last movie seen:: me and ur mom go wild
.::last book read:: kama sutra
.::last cuss word uttered:: i dont cuss you stupid fuckholes
.::last beverage drank:: dont know
.::last food consumed:: does it really matter
.::last phone call:: i dont do the phone thing
.::last tv show watched: ummmm... the man show
.::last time showered:: 11.30 am
.::last shoes worn:: does it really matter... whos life is going to change because they now know what shoes i wore
.::last cd played:: re-load - metallica
.::last item bought:: item of what??
.::last downloaded:: new avenged sevenfold video
.::last annoyance:: actually you should ask andy... there were some thigns that really got to me
.::last disappointment:: not being able to take a bat to a certain someones face
.::last soda drank:: i dont do the soda thing
.::last thing written:: an im
.::last key used:: ctrl
.::last word spoken:: i dont speak much
.::last sleep:: what do u care??
.::last im:: not telling
.::last weird encounter:: who makes these questions??
.::last ice cream eaten:: good ice cream
.::last time amused:: reading something
.::last time in love:: ...*(raises penis to the level of your mouth and inserts recklessly)*
.::last time hugged::. dunno
.::last chair sat in:: that one
.::last lipstick used: oh u know how i love lipstick

1 MINUTE AGO: this
1 HOUR AGO: that
1 DAY AGO: on weekends
1 WEEK AGO: sometimes but not always
1 YEAR AGO: on mondays

current mood: sexy
current music: avenged sevenfold - chapter 4
current taste: of what?? what kind of question is that
current hair: the sexy kind
current annoyance: you
current smell: what the hell does that mean?? current smell... ok ass
current thing i should be doing: axing ur face
current desktop picture: metallica
current refreshment: what the hell does anyone care??
current worry: i hope osama doesnt pop out of nowhere and rape me anytime soon

A - Age: 17
B - Band: metallica, and a billion others
C - Choice Of Meat: the kind in my pants
D - Dream Date: a lot of people.. mostly women
E - Excites You: nto much
F - Favorite Food: anything
G - Greatest Gift: i dont know
H - Happiest Day Of Your Life: EVERYDAY!!!! :)
I - Internal conflicts: NONE WHATSOEVER!!! OK?!?!?!?! STOP PROBING... I DONT SUFFER FROM INSECURITY!!!!
J - Jealous: no
K - Kool Aid: for black people... jk... good
M - Most Valuable Thing you own: PRS Guitar
N - Name: sexy motherfucker... which is synonymous with Safi

O - Outfit: jeans and a tshirt
P - Pizza Topping: bananas... what a dumb question
Q - Question I want to ask: are you really as gay as you look?? or is that a banana in your pants??
R - Roots: the good kind... jk.. taiwanese/sudanese/russian/english/ethiopian/sexy/very sexy/beyond sexy

S - Sport to watch: football
T - TV show: simpsons, family guy, futurama, the man show.. anythign really
U - Unique habits: unique?? i conform baby... i'm no freak

W - Weather I Love: fall/autumn

Y - Yesterday's best meal: i eat anythign
Z - Zodiac Sign: cancer
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