GAYNESS PART 2
still not gay byotches
If I were a month, I would be: IF i were a month??? i'm sorry.. i AM a month byotches!!!
p.s. if that made ANY sense to you.. go get help
If I were a time of day, I would be: midday.. cuz thats when shit gets the hottest
If I were a planet, I would be: YOUR ANUS... shit thats not how u spell it... neptune
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a sea cucumber??
If I were a direction, I would be: what the hell kind of question is that??? no really.. i just wasted 1.5 minutes of my life on it too
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a bed
If I were a sin, I would be: no.. i really am a sin... its a sin to be this hot
If I were a historical figure, I would be: i am a historical figure
If I were a stone, I would be: SAFIre... because i can fit my name in it
If I were a tree, I would be: sexy
If I were a bird, I would be: sexy
If I were a tool, I would be: a penis
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a fern
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: hot
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: mermaid... because i really am like a mermaid
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: i am an animal... a sexy animal
If I were a color, I would be: black or white
If I were an emotion, I would be: sexy
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a rock
If I were a sound, I would be: good music
If I were a song, I would be: too many to choose from
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: me
If I were a book, I would be written by: me
If I were a food, I would be: good
If I were a place, I would be: DHAHRAN, SAUDI ARABIA MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!fuckin stupid ass questions
If I were a material, I would be: good
If I were a taste, I would be: sexy
If I were a scent, I would be: ass
If I were a religion, I would be: good
If I were a word, I would be: take a wild guess... sexy
If I were an object, I would be: i am an object... at least thats how all the guys in my cell block treated me... like a piece of meat... and they all called me dolores... well some of them called me shaneeqwa
If I were a body part, I would be: are you seriuos?? a body part?? boobs
If I were a facial expression, I would be: "damn thats a sexy mother fucker"
If I were a subject in school, I would be: sex
If I were a comic book character, I would be: lets say cartoon character... hmmm. homer, fry, stewie, peter... apu... anyone from the simpsons, family guy, or futurama
If I were a shape, I would be: the sexiest shape you byotches can think of
If I were a number, I would be: HOW THE FUCK WOULD I EVERY GO ABOUT BECOMING A NUMBER???
If I were a month, I would be: IF i were a month??? i'm sorry.. i AM a month byotches!!!
p.s. if that made ANY sense to you.. go get help
If I were a time of day, I would be: midday.. cuz thats when shit gets the hottest
If I were a planet, I would be: YOUR ANUS... shit thats not how u spell it... neptune
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a sea cucumber??
If I were a direction, I would be: what the hell kind of question is that??? no really.. i just wasted 1.5 minutes of my life on it too
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a bed
If I were a sin, I would be: no.. i really am a sin... its a sin to be this hot
If I were a historical figure, I would be: i am a historical figure
If I were a stone, I would be: SAFIre... because i can fit my name in it
If I were a tree, I would be: sexy
If I were a bird, I would be: sexy
If I were a tool, I would be: a penis
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a fern
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: hot
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: mermaid... because i really am like a mermaid
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: i am an animal... a sexy animal
If I were a color, I would be: black or white
If I were an emotion, I would be: sexy
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a rock
If I were a sound, I would be: good music
If I were a song, I would be: too many to choose from
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: me
If I were a book, I would be written by: me
If I were a food, I would be: good
If I were a place, I would be: DHAHRAN, SAUDI ARABIA MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!fuckin stupid ass questions
If I were a material, I would be: good
If I were a taste, I would be: sexy
If I were a scent, I would be: ass
If I were a religion, I would be: good
If I were a word, I would be: take a wild guess... sexy
If I were an object, I would be: i am an object... at least thats how all the guys in my cell block treated me... like a piece of meat... and they all called me dolores... well some of them called me shaneeqwa
If I were a body part, I would be: are you seriuos?? a body part?? boobs
If I were a facial expression, I would be: "damn thats a sexy mother fucker"
If I were a subject in school, I would be: sex
If I were a comic book character, I would be: lets say cartoon character... hmmm. homer, fry, stewie, peter... apu... anyone from the simpsons, family guy, or futurama
If I were a shape, I would be: the sexiest shape you byotches can think of
If I were a number, I would be: HOW THE FUCK WOULD I EVERY GO ABOUT BECOMING A NUMBER???