The prophet Boyardee sat eating in his shack
As he stuck his fork in, the spaghetti fought back.
It rose above his plate, hovering in the air
And spoke on to him, a meal to prepare…
Boyardee with anger struck back at the mass
For he was hungry and desired no such impasse.
The clump of spaghetti, with an eye of meatball
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