Finally!

[silfactor]

I totally figured it out this week. I'm absolutely without a doubt relationship retarded. I've got concrete evidence and I'm not afraid to use it while I beat the young women with their eyes on me away with a stick. Or many sticks. Because there are a lot of young women with their eyes on me. You know, in case you didn't know

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[enchantee]

gay gay gay

[silfactor]

Maybe it would make things easier

[enchantee]

says the man at a co-ed institution

now who sucks at life

[silfactor]

hahaha, I can hear your bitter cries of lust from here every time you spot a really hot dude only to realize as they get closer that it's just a butch lesbian.

[enchantee]

there are so many here, too.

I've stopped caring when it comes to Rachel Maddow, though. Too bad she's, like. Famous.

[silfactor]

I'd go gay for her.

[enchantee]

I already am.

[silfactor]

off the topic but I forgot, how close to Boston are you? I'll be there for the Japanese-English Career Forum and there will be a night of debauchery with Ukety Ukes and Caitlin I wager. Would you be able to make it or is it too far?

[enchantee]

It depends on what my life is like/I'm really broke （チョ〜〜〜貧乏） and I don't have a car. When are you going? I'm like two hours away.

[silfactor]

It'll be the end of October from the 30th till the morning of the 4th. Maybe someone will be heading home for the weekend and you can hitch a ride?

[enchantee]

Hmmmm, maybe. I think people may be making plans for Halloween, actually, but I don't know how committed they are. We'll see!

[silfactor]

Alright, I'll text you when I know where the hotel is gonna be and stuff like that, probably in the next two weeks!