Finally!
I totally figured it out this week. I'm absolutely without a doubt relationship retarded. I've got concrete evidence and I'm not afraid to use it while I beat the young women with their eyes on me away with a stick. Or many sticks. Because there are a lot of young women with their eyes on me. You know, in case you didn't know.
Sarcasm aside, I realized a lot about myself and it's not lookin' good. I don't know why I'm even writing it out here in this intertron journal I half-heartedly keep, because I don't think it's something I really want to release into the tubes. So, someday as I look back on this post while I'm still a lone bachelor, I will recall "oh, right, these are the circumstances in which I figured myself out and stopped me in my disastrous tracks!" while I sip at my trusted scotch and throw another log on the fireplace (将来のアパートとかロフトに暖炉が欲しいからね).
When all is said and done, I think it's a straight up fact that I'm done with proper relationships. Through. I have nothing to bring to the table, so why would I expect someone else to bring enough for two?
Sorry, ladies. You've already got the tissues out, haven't you? Well don't worry, I'm sure we'll make fine friends! (Not gay)
Sarcasm aside, I realized a lot about myself and it's not lookin' good. I don't know why I'm even writing it out here in this intertron journal I half-heartedly keep, because I don't think it's something I really want to release into the tubes. So, someday as I look back on this post while I'm still a lone bachelor, I will recall "oh, right, these are the circumstances in which I figured myself out and stopped me in my disastrous tracks!" while I sip at my trusted scotch and throw another log on the fireplace (将来のアパートとかロフトに暖炉が欲しいからね).
When all is said and done, I think it's a straight up fact that I'm done with proper relationships. Through. I have nothing to bring to the table, so why would I expect someone else to bring enough for two?
Sorry, ladies. You've already got the tissues out, haven't you? Well don't worry, I'm sure we'll make fine friends! (Not gay)