Topic #258 (Warning, reading behind cut is not for easily offended.)
What words would you like to see added to/removed from common use?
Percy is not a scholar in any fashion, but he could think of a few things he’d add to the English language. Well, technically they were already a part of the language, but his recent adventure through the Americans more than proved they were not polite nor in common use there. A disappointing realization. And while Percy was not in the slightest bit a scholar, he was rather good at changing words on the fly. Well…he thought he was rather good at it.
“Blood dripping twats, torturing kittens
Smothering children with ugly red mittens,
Big fucking Knobs all tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things
Fresh smelling pricks and blood covered streudels
Pigtails and church bells and braincells with noodles
Wild shagging cocks all rotting away
These are a few of my favorite things
Whores without dresses tied in blue satin sashes
Corpses gone cold from a hundred hard lashes
People hoisted up and bouncing on springs
These are a few of my favorite things
When the cunt speaks
When the prick thinks
When I'm having a dry spell
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad….”
Well….No one claimed he was ever going to be the guy you’d want to meet Ma and Pa. Or really, he’d never be the guy anyone just wanted to meet on the street. He rather liked the vulgar side of language, he used it all the time and it was just a shame no one else did. Really. What was the fun in being polite?
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William Percy Hastings
OC
282 words
Percy is not a scholar in any fashion, but he could think of a few things he’d add to the English language. Well, technically they were already a part of the language, but his recent adventure through the Americans more than proved they were not polite nor in common use there. A disappointing realization. And while Percy was not in the slightest bit a scholar, he was rather good at changing words on the fly. Well…he thought he was rather good at it.
“Blood dripping twats, torturing kittens
Smothering children with ugly red mittens,
Big fucking Knobs all tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things
Fresh smelling pricks and blood covered streudels
Pigtails and church bells and braincells with noodles
Wild shagging cocks all rotting away
These are a few of my favorite things
Whores without dresses tied in blue satin sashes
Corpses gone cold from a hundred hard lashes
People hoisted up and bouncing on springs
These are a few of my favorite things
When the cunt speaks
When the prick thinks
When I'm having a dry spell
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad….”
Well….No one claimed he was ever going to be the guy you’d want to meet Ma and Pa. Or really, he’d never be the guy anyone just wanted to meet on the street. He rather liked the vulgar side of language, he used it all the time and it was just a shame no one else did. Really. What was the fun in being polite?
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William Percy Hastings
OC
282 words