RIP Sam J. Porcello, the guy who invented the filling in Oreo cookies.
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/05/24/farewell-mr-oreo-man-who-invented-oreo-filling-dies-at-76/ If you're looking for a job that pays over $76,000 a year, head to the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport, where you get paid that for chasing birds off the runway.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/fl-professional-bird-watcher-20120523,0,7856424.story The new future of electronics: vacuum tubes
http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2012/05/return-of-the-vacuum-tube.html?ref=hp It turns out the 'Men In Black' movies are actually documentaries.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/23/men-in-black-inspired-ufos-government-agents_n_1536996.html?ref=weird-news Sorry about the five years you spent in prison because I falsely accused you of rape. Wanna be friends on Facebook?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/brian-banks-ca-football-p_n_1543992.html