You wouldn't know what to do with a student if it bit you on the leg.
"Why is a singer like a man standing outside a door?"
"Because he can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."
"What's the difference between a large pizza and a musician?"
"A pizza can feed a family."
XD
[edit] I'm starting to disgust myself with these entries... real post eventually. Like, a week from now. Maybe two, pending how much I flip out over finals. Until then, I'm not dead, just buried. I hate you people who've already had like a month of summer. >_>
"Because he can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."
"What's the difference between a large pizza and a musician?"
"A pizza can feed a family."
XD
[edit] I'm starting to disgust myself with these entries... real post eventually. Like, a week from now. Maybe two, pending how much I flip out over finals. Until then, I'm not dead, just buried. I hate you people who've already had like a month of summer. >_>