Ficlet: House and Wilson Play Words With Friend(s)
House and Wilson Play Words With Friend(s)
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BigBigGreg played BOSOM for fourteen points.
OleBrownEyes played BEGGAR for thirty points.
BigBigGreg played GIRTH for nineteen points.
OleBrownEyes played HEX for thirty-nine points.
BigBigGreg: I can’t help but notice you’re using lots of TL and DW tiles to compensate for your limited vocabulary
OleBrownEyes: And I can’t help but notice I’m winning
BigBigGreg played SEX for eleven points.
OleBrownEyes: I think I’m beginning to see a pattern
OleBrownEyes played TUG for eight points.
BigBigGreg played BREAST for seventeen points.
OleBrownEyes played EMIT for six points.
OleBrownEyes: Don’t you ever think about anything else?
BigBigGreg played DRUGS for fifteen points.
BigBigGreg: Speaking of things that go without saying, you down for screwing Cuddy?
OleBrownEyes: …
BigBigGreg: Oops, skipped a word. I meant *with* Cuddy. My bad.
OleBrownEyes: Depends what you have in mind
BigBigGreg: Are you ever going to play another word?
OleBrownEyes: Vanna, I’d like to buy a vowel.
BigBigGreg: Wrong game, idiot.
OleBrownEyes played BOSOMS for twenty points.
BigBigGreg: Srsly?
BigBigGreg: Douche move, Wilson.
BigBigGreg played DICK for fifteen points.
OleBrownEyes played TAPIR for twenty-two points.
OleBrownEyes: What are you going to do to Cuddy?
BigBigGreg: There are so many ways to answer that question
BigBigGreg played COITUS for thirty points.
OleBrownEyes played KILN for sixteen points.
BigBigGreg played LAY for nine points.
OleBrownEyes played YAWN for fourteen points.
BigBigGreg: She has Clinic duty, so I figured we’d do the usual
OleBrownEyes: Hang out on her couch and steal her underwear?
BigBigGreg: Unless you’d rather hang out in her underwear and steal her couch?
BigBigGreg: You’d look good in a thong
BigBigGreg played SEXY for thirty-eight points.
OldBrownEyes: Now who’s the douche?
BigBigGreg: Foreman?
OldBrownEyes: YOU!!! You just added a Y to SEX and got thirty-eight points!!!
BigBigGreg: It’s only a douche move when you do it.
OldBrownEyes played BUNK for thirteen points.
BigBigGreg played BUNKER for fifteen points.
OldBrownEyes played RISE for four points.
BigBigGreg played RISEN for fourteen points.
OldBrownEyes: Stop that!
BigBigGreg: Are you in for Cuddy’s or will Chase be modeling the thong?
OldBrownEyes played NOPE for nine points.
OldBrownEyes: I’m only agreeing to come because Chase’s hips are way too wide for Cuddy’s thongs
BigBigGreg: No need to be catty. There’s plenty of BigBigGreg to go around. Pick me up from my apartment @ 7.
OldBrownEyes: OK
OldBrownEyes: House, it’s your turn.
OldBrownEyes: ?House?
BigBigGreg: Gotta go, patient’s flat-lining. Resign the match.
OldBrownEyes: Your patient, you resign.
BigBigGreg: I’m not screwing up my game stats for some housewife from Hoboken.
BigBigGreg: Even if she does have three young daughters.
BigBigGreg: All of them have hair of gold… just like their mother.
BigBigGreg: The youngest one’s in curls.
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OldBrownEyes: I thought your patient was flat-lining?
BigBigGreg played SUCKER for nineteen points.
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BigBigGreg played BOSOM for fourteen points.
OleBrownEyes played BEGGAR for thirty points.
BigBigGreg played GIRTH for nineteen points.
OleBrownEyes played HEX for thirty-nine points.
BigBigGreg: I can’t help but notice you’re using lots of TL and DW tiles to compensate for your limited vocabulary
OleBrownEyes: And I can’t help but notice I’m winning
BigBigGreg played SEX for eleven points.
OleBrownEyes: I think I’m beginning to see a pattern
OleBrownEyes played TUG for eight points.
BigBigGreg played BREAST for seventeen points.
OleBrownEyes played EMIT for six points.
OleBrownEyes: Don’t you ever think about anything else?
BigBigGreg played DRUGS for fifteen points.
BigBigGreg: Speaking of things that go without saying, you down for screwing Cuddy?
OleBrownEyes: …
BigBigGreg: Oops, skipped a word. I meant *with* Cuddy. My bad.
OleBrownEyes: Depends what you have in mind
BigBigGreg: Are you ever going to play another word?
OleBrownEyes: Vanna, I’d like to buy a vowel.
BigBigGreg: Wrong game, idiot.
OleBrownEyes played BOSOMS for twenty points.
BigBigGreg: Srsly?
BigBigGreg: Douche move, Wilson.
BigBigGreg played DICK for fifteen points.
OleBrownEyes played TAPIR for twenty-two points.
OleBrownEyes: What are you going to do to Cuddy?
BigBigGreg: There are so many ways to answer that question
BigBigGreg played COITUS for thirty points.
OleBrownEyes played KILN for sixteen points.
BigBigGreg played LAY for nine points.
OleBrownEyes played YAWN for fourteen points.
BigBigGreg: She has Clinic duty, so I figured we’d do the usual
OleBrownEyes: Hang out on her couch and steal her underwear?
BigBigGreg: Unless you’d rather hang out in her underwear and steal her couch?
BigBigGreg: You’d look good in a thong
BigBigGreg played SEXY for thirty-eight points.
OldBrownEyes: Now who’s the douche?
BigBigGreg: Foreman?
OldBrownEyes: YOU!!! You just added a Y to SEX and got thirty-eight points!!!
BigBigGreg: It’s only a douche move when you do it.
OldBrownEyes played BUNK for thirteen points.
BigBigGreg played BUNKER for fifteen points.
OldBrownEyes played RISE for four points.
BigBigGreg played RISEN for fourteen points.
OldBrownEyes: Stop that!
BigBigGreg: Are you in for Cuddy’s or will Chase be modeling the thong?
OldBrownEyes played NOPE for nine points.
OldBrownEyes: I’m only agreeing to come because Chase’s hips are way too wide for Cuddy’s thongs
BigBigGreg: No need to be catty. There’s plenty of BigBigGreg to go around. Pick me up from my apartment @ 7.
OldBrownEyes: OK
OldBrownEyes: House, it’s your turn.
OldBrownEyes: ?House?
BigBigGreg: Gotta go, patient’s flat-lining. Resign the match.
OldBrownEyes: Your patient, you resign.
BigBigGreg: I’m not screwing up my game stats for some housewife from Hoboken.
BigBigGreg: Even if she does have three young daughters.
BigBigGreg: All of them have hair of gold… just like their mother.
BigBigGreg: The youngest one’s in curls.
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OldBrownEyes: I thought your patient was flat-lining?
BigBigGreg played SUCKER for nineteen points.