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Yesterday was a really long day. We ended getting caught in a whiteout on our way home, and Dan ignored Mom when she said to drive straight home and took us to Jessica's instead. Despite the fact that I was exhausted, Jessica's house-warming party was fun. People started telling pregnancy stories, and she pulled out this diagram that showed exactly how big you dilate right before birth. I did one of those things guys do when you start talking about people getting hit in the junk: I crossed my legs and was all "Ohhhh." I would not be able to handle giving birth. As soon as labor started I would be like "Knock me out now and wake me up when it's over."
Now Jessica's family is over here for a football party. I made vegetarian sloppy joes for myself. I am so excited about this--I love sloppy joes, and usually I'm just standing on the sidelines drooling as everyone eats them in front of me.
One egg left. My black and magi grew up to be the wrong gender--I'll have to try again.
