from the chess files:
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dpodolsky89: come on
dpodolsky89: man wat the fuk
dpodolsky89: hurry 8up
*** Cancel requested.
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borgsoft: fuck you?
dpodolsky89: well then go
borgsoft: you see this is an untimed table?
dpodolsky89: go
dpodolsky89: yea ur wastin my time
dpodolsky89: go
dpodolsky89: u should just forfeit couse ur gonna lose anyways
borgsoft: this is good. you've got 16 losses to one win
dpodolsky89: bout 2 be 2wins
borgsoft: what? are you playing on another table?
dpodolsky89: just go man
borgsoft: also, I should point out that being rated 300 points below me means that you're probably going to make a nasty mistake I can capitalise upon
dpodolsky89: well at leats i make moves
borgsoft: perhaps if you took longer thinking about your moves, I wouldn't have taken your rook on my 5th move.
borgsoft: with my bishop
dpodolsky89: wow just go dude
borgsoft: well yuo're the one talking smack. I'm just pointing out inconvenient facts.
dpodolsky89: u no ima win right
dpodolsky89: thats the funny thing
borgsoft: how do you figure that?
borgsoft: oops! i just took your queen with my horsie
borgsoft: and you can't take the horsie
borgsoft: remember what I said about making mistakes?
dpodolsky89: wow (horsie) ur offictally gay congradlitions
borgsoft: I was being condecending, and here I go again: it's spelt "congratulations".
dpodolsky89: no wat bye fag dont suk 2 much dik 2night
*** dpodolsky89 has left the table.
*** dpodolsky89's old rating: 1050; new rating: 1045
*** borgsoft's old rating: 1343; new rating: 1348
;Title: Yahoo! Chess Game
;White: dpodolsky89
;Black: borgsoft
;Date: Mon Oct 12 16:32:23 PDT 2009
1. d2-d4 d7-d6
2. c2-c3 g7-g6
3. h2-h4 f8-g7
4. h1-h3 c8xh3
5. g2xh3 e7-e6
6. g1-f3 g8-e7
7. d4-d5 e7xd5
8. c1-g5 d5-f6
9. d1-a4+ c7-c6
10. b1-d2 o-o
11. o-o-o b7-b5
12. a4-d4 a7-a5
13. d2-e4 e6-e5
14. e4xf6+ g7xf6
15. d4xd6 f6xg5+
16. h4xg5 d8-b6
17. d6-e7 b8-a6
18. f3xe5 b6xf2
19. e5xc6 f8-e8
20. e7-d7 a6-c5
21. c6-e7+ g8-f8
22. e7-d5 c5xd7
23. c3-c4 a8-c8
Kids, say no to smack.
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dpodolsky89: come on
dpodolsky89: man wat the fuk
dpodolsky89: hurry 8up
*** Cancel requested.
*** Cancel denied.
borgsoft: fuck you?
dpodolsky89: well then go
borgsoft: you see this is an untimed table?
dpodolsky89: go
dpodolsky89: yea ur wastin my time
dpodolsky89: go
dpodolsky89: u should just forfeit couse ur gonna lose anyways
borgsoft: this is good. you've got 16 losses to one win
dpodolsky89: bout 2 be 2wins
borgsoft: what? are you playing on another table?
dpodolsky89: just go man
borgsoft: also, I should point out that being rated 300 points below me means that you're probably going to make a nasty mistake I can capitalise upon
dpodolsky89: well at leats i make moves
borgsoft: perhaps if you took longer thinking about your moves, I wouldn't have taken your rook on my 5th move.
borgsoft: with my bishop
dpodolsky89: wow just go dude
borgsoft: well yuo're the one talking smack. I'm just pointing out inconvenient facts.
dpodolsky89: u no ima win right
dpodolsky89: thats the funny thing
borgsoft: how do you figure that?
borgsoft: oops! i just took your queen with my horsie
borgsoft: and you can't take the horsie
borgsoft: remember what I said about making mistakes?
dpodolsky89: wow (horsie) ur offictally gay congradlitions
borgsoft: I was being condecending, and here I go again: it's spelt "congratulations".
dpodolsky89: no wat bye fag dont suk 2 much dik 2night
*** dpodolsky89 has left the table.
*** dpodolsky89's old rating: 1050; new rating: 1045
*** borgsoft's old rating: 1343; new rating: 1348
;Title: Yahoo! Chess Game
;White: dpodolsky89
;Black: borgsoft
;Date: Mon Oct 12 16:32:23 PDT 2009
1. d2-d4 d7-d6
2. c2-c3 g7-g6
3. h2-h4 f8-g7
4. h1-h3 c8xh3
5. g2xh3 e7-e6
6. g1-f3 g8-e7
7. d4-d5 e7xd5
8. c1-g5 d5-f6
9. d1-a4+ c7-c6
10. b1-d2 o-o
11. o-o-o b7-b5
12. a4-d4 a7-a5
13. d2-e4 e6-e5
14. e4xf6+ g7xf6
15. d4xd6 f6xg5+
16. h4xg5 d8-b6
17. d6-e7 b8-a6
18. f3xe5 b6xf2
19. e5xc6 f8-e8
20. e7-d7 a6-c5
21. c6-e7+ g8-f8
22. e7-d5 c5xd7
23. c3-c4 a8-c8
Kids, say no to smack.