Marry, Shag, Cliff
Or, as it was crudely known in my youth, Marry, Fuck, Kill, courtesy of shiv5468.
Considering that I have completely blanked on who George Dent might be and this is all that came up when I googled him, I guess he gets the cliff by default? He's been dead for over a century anyway...
Marriage to Wickham would involve a great deal of managing money, seeing as he never seems to do it himself, which I am terrible at, but I'm willing he would be good fun on a silly, drunken night, assuming he doesn't have a Darcy-related inferiority complex that would effect his performance in unfortunate ways. So, shag Wickham.
And that leaves marriage to Knightley, who might be a bit overbearing at times, but I'm sure I could learn to manage him with minimal fuss. Plus, he's sweet when he's jealous.
Comment to get your men and/or ladies!
Considering that I have completely blanked on who George Dent might be and this is all that came up when I googled him, I guess he gets the cliff by default? He's been dead for over a century anyway...
Marriage to Wickham would involve a great deal of managing money, seeing as he never seems to do it himself, which I am terrible at, but I'm willing he would be good fun on a silly, drunken night, assuming he doesn't have a Darcy-related inferiority complex that would effect his performance in unfortunate ways. So, shag Wickham.
And that leaves marriage to Knightley, who might be a bit overbearing at times, but I'm sure I could learn to manage him with minimal fuss. Plus, he's sweet when he's jealous.
Comment to get your men and/or ladies!