Dear Graduate Admissions,

[silburygirl]

I cannot be the only graduate student EVER to need an RESP form signed. The undergraduate registrar gets it, so why can't you? It's why you are paid an obscene hourly wage to do absolutely fuck all.

Also, any time you want to STOP LOSING MY FORMS would be a good time. Now I must drown my sorrows in one of the SUBs awesome smoothies.

No love,

Sil