Oct 10, 2011 20:59
Homegrown Terrorism [Oct. 10th, 2011|08:57 pm]
sikkklown
the patriot act will go into effect watching out for people utilizing cat litter
a ripe source of Toxoplasmosis gondii
terrorists have recently resorted to obtaining car key copies house key copies and depositing a powder of dried animal semen and cat litter containing Toxoplasmosis gondii from abused and mistreated cats into people's air conditioning systems
if fed raw beef and raw pork the cat litter will also contain ringworm trichinosis and tapeworm eggs
the parasites make cysts in musculature and brains the animal semen only the terrorists know why they include this
it is doubtful that this will ever see the news since the already growing epidemic of animal torture demands that people refrain from encouraging idiots that are keen on these sick ideas
if you wake up with worms crawling out of your sinuses and up your spine, you may have recently gotten targeted in a random terrorism mission
we are currently focused on finding the leaders of Al Quaeda in Iraq utilizing Remote Viewing specialists and volunteers to minimize danger to allied troops
and obviously we are recruiting more talent from mental institutions world wide
many of these terrorists are in no way arabic, they are simply fat women with too much money and too much free time
if you see a fat woman playing with kitty litter, steal the cats away from her, she is looking to make money in a masturbation ejaculation counting office pool gambling society to purchase tickets to Europe and then Arabia where she will sell herself into marriage to a Muslim
before that happens, you may be crawling with parasites
steal as many cats as resources allow from fat women that play with kitty litter, no one suspects them, they keep their mouths shut with cake and pie