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wait, you believe that you have no asshole? or that you weren't shot out of your dad's dick? I mean, wymens have x chromosomes, then women are assholes, and men can choose if you're going to be a double asshole, a woman, one of which shits out children, the bleeding egg hole, or a god, the guy, the guy that decides whether the next generation is going to be double assholes or gods
this only leaves hermaphrodites, who, are missing from the bible, see, adam and eve were these siamese hermaphrodite with one testicle and one boob
in the image of god, when god was done fucking himself on the 7th day, he 'made' eve mad by telling her one of Adam's 'ribs' or jokes a good natured ribbing, when Adam was asleep, now Eve was asleep when Adam and God talked, Eve got mad and the next time Adam fell asleep she stole fruit from God's favorite tree, he got offended and told them to go fuck themselves
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this only leaves hermaphrodites, who, are missing from the bible, see, adam and eve were these siamese hermaphrodite with one testicle and one boob
in the image of god, when god was done fucking himself on the 7th day, he 'made' eve mad by telling her one of Adam's 'ribs' or jokes a good natured ribbing, when Adam was asleep, now Eve was asleep when Adam and God talked, Eve got mad and the next time Adam fell asleep she stole fruit from God's favorite tree, he got offended and told them to go fuck themselves
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