More than you wanted to know about Sigmund
Twice, in one day, people have told me to update more. And I realize that I am not a terribly interesting person, because you know, I'm not really alive (nor am I really dead, it is very strange). And no one ever talks to me, so I thought I would finally do one of those really long surveys where you answer all sorts of things about yourself. So I figure that I'll just give you some basic information, and if you want to know more, you can ask me about it.
Maybe next I'll have one of those "ask me any question" surveys, and I'll slowly go through and answer each one ... that could keep me in updates for quite a while.
So without further ado ---
(1) The singular most boring question: what is your name? Sigmund
(2) Are you happy with it? Indeed
(3) Are you named after anyone? No
*question 4 has gone away*
(5) Your screen name: Faux Siggy Freud
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? No, that's not how we name children
(7) Then what would you name your children? We named them Mathilde, Jean Martin, Oliver, Ernst, Sophie, and Anna.
(8)If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? Not sure
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? Why would I want to switch my name?
(10) Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? People have a tendency to write my last name "Fraud." I think they are doubters.
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? Why on earth would I do that?
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BASICS
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(12) Your gender: Male
(13) Straight/gay/bi? Straight
(14) Single? I was married
(15) Want to be? No, companionship is nice
(16) Your birth date: As a ghost, this is a hard question to answer. Before I was a ghost my birthday was May 6, 1856. I became a ghost in September 1939
(17) Your age: That's sort of irrelevant, now isn't it?
(18) Age you act: Old enough. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm young, or pelvic bone, or whatever the word is
(19) Age you wish you were: Less then a century would be nice
(20) Your height: Tall enough
(21) The color of your eyes: Is this a personal ad?
(22) Happy with it? Could I do anything if I wasn't?
(23) The color of your hair: When I had hair, it was gray.
(24) Happy with it? Well we just have to accept aging, don't we?
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? Right
(26) Your living arrangement? I was residing nicely in a big old house with an equally old computer, before they decided to have an exorcism. Now I'm searching for a psychology department building. Nothing fancy. It would be nice if they had some computers, but I suppose I could haunt the library in the evenings or something. Any tips?
(27) Your family: What about them? Well, my father was married several times, and I have some nieces and nephews that are older than I am. Then I got married, just the once, and had six kids. And then they had kids, and their kids had some kids.
(28) Have any pets? I had a chow for a while. Jo Fi. Dear sweet departed Jo Fi
(29) What's your job: I was a doctor.
(30) Piercings? No!
(31) Tattoos? Of course not! Why would I want a tattoo?
(32) Obsessions? Everything is normal in moderation.
(33) Addictions? Some people think I used to have a bit of a cocaine problem. I was just taking it to help with a sinus infection and some eye problems
(35) Do you speak another language? German, some Hebrew, a bit of English, obviously
(36) Have a favorite quote? Yes. But it is very long, and I lost the reference.
(37) Do you have a web page? There are web pages about me.
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DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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(38) Do you live in the moment? I don't really *live*, exactly
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? Usually
(40) Do you have any secrets? There are people who don't. I also have secrets other people have told me.
(41) Do you hate yourself? That wouldn't be very healthy, now would it?
(42) Do you like your handwriting? Yes. It was drilled into me at a young age
(43) Do you have any bad habits? Maybe ...
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? That I help them with their problems. At least, people used to say that.
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? Uncovered Id. And Sean Connery would play me.
(46) What's your biggest fear? You know, I'm a ghost. Some people's biggest fear is me.
(47) Can you sing? Well, I'm no American Idol, but I can carry a tune.
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? People pretend to be me to be cool!
(49) Are you a loner? Not a lot of people like to hang out with ghosts.
(50) What are your no. 1 priorities in life? Well, my new priority in the afterlife is to never have to go through another exorcism.
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Yes. Ghosts are very friendly.
(52) Are you a daredevil? No! I don't want to be associated with devils of any sort! No! Stop saying that. And make the priests go away (for many reasons!)
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? No
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? Why don't you tell me. ... Well, that isn't really what I was going to say. But that's okay.
(55) Have you got a journal? No. No I don't have a journal. And you're not seeing this!
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength - writing. Weakness - making my theories durable.
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Why would I want to change myself?
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one. Which one would you drink of? You know, I read this, and I thought it said there were three walls, and which do you want to drink out of, and I wondered why the cast was interacting with the audience and furthermore, how would I drink a wall?
(59) How do you vent? Vent? No, while it isn't healthy for regular people to hold emotion inside, analysts like myself must hold everything inside. No venting!
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? Yes.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? Yes. The survey didn't ask me to expand.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? I think my life was mostly good.
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? Does it matter what my lesson was? Shouldn't you all learn your own lessons?
(64) What do you like the most about your body? What body?
(65) And least? That whole transparency thing. People trying to walk through you.
(66) Do you think you are good looking? Martha thought I was the looker in my day.
(67) Are you confident? Yes.
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like? Portnoy was interesting
(69) Do people know how you feel? No. Nooooo one knooooows the troubles I've seeeeeeeeen. (I told you I could sing.)
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? Yes. People misquote me all the time. I should haunt them!
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DO YOU...
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(71) Smoke? Cigars. But not that intern brand.
(72) Do drugs? Well ...
(73) Read the newspaper? Yes
(74) Pray? I didn't then I sort of did.
(75) Go to church? Eh.
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? Yes. It takes me a long time to figure out who they are.
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? No. No need to sleep.
(78) Take walks in the rain? I did, when I could.
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? Who hates me? Oh yeah. They won't talk to me.
(80) Drive? No. Why?
(81) Like to drive fast? See question 80.
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WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
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(82) Liked your voice? Sure
(83) Hurt yourself? Well, people say that those cigars and that cocaine were bad for me.
(84) Been out of the country? Yes. There was that big move.
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? probably not.
(86) Had sex? Maybe ...
(87) Been unfaithful? Of course not.
(88) Been in love? Yes
(89) Done drugs? How are we defining drugs? And further, didn't we talk about this in #72?
(90) Gone skinny dipping? No. Its very cold.
(91) Had a medical emergency? Yes
(92) Had a surgery? Yes
(93) Ran away from home? Basically.
(94) Played strip poker? No.
(95) Gotten beaten up? No
(96) Beaten someone up? No. I'm a distinguished gentleman.
(97) Been picked on? My parents named me Sigismund
(98) Been on stage? Presenting
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? What?
(100) Slept outdoors? No
(101) Thought about suicide? No
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? Yes
(103) If yes, what is your record? Hours? It was a long, long time ago.
(104) Gone one day without food? Yes. College. Like people didn't go without food and sleep in medical school.
(105) Talked on the phone all night? No.
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first (moms and daddies don't count)? We were married for more than 50 years, of course there were times when it just wasn't going to happen.
(107) Slept all day? Yes
(108) Killed someone? Has anyone admitted this on a livejournal survey?
(109) Made out with a stranger? What? Why? Ew?
(110) Had sex with a stranger? Can you actually have sex without talking to someone first? And if you talk to them, then they really aren't strangers, are they?
(111) Thought you're going crazy? Other people think so
(112) Kissed the same sex? No
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? No
(114) Been betrayed? No. Not that I know of.
(115) Had a dream that came true? No.
(116) Broken the law: Um ...
(117) Met a famous person? Heh.
*There are some more randomly missing questions now.*
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? Not that I recall.
(121) On purpose? Again, would you openly say this in a survey on a website?
(122) Had sex? With the dead animal that I killed deliberately? Who on earth is writing this?
(123) With more then 1 person? Did we have an orgy with the dead animal? No!
(124) Threesome? Two dead animals?
(125) Orgy? Why on earth?
(126) Whip cream? What about it? Tis excellent on strawberry shortbread.
(127) Bondage? Me? No.
(128) Whipped/gotten whipped? You know, if someone just wants to tell me about their experiences with these ...
(129) Blindfolded? No
(130) Tied someone up/been tied up? No!
(131) Used candle wax? No!
(132) Used Porn? For what?
(133) Been a groupie? No.
(134) Watched porn? When will these questions end? Didn't I tell you I was a gentleman? We don't kiss and tell!
(135) With another person? No.
(136) Gotten caught? No
(137) Masturbated to porn? The times and beliefs may have changed, but really, I think we could all do with a little less sex in general
(138) Been caught masturbating? No, because I don't do that.
(139) Watched someone masturbate? No!
(140) Been watched? No!
(141) Had oral sex? I think anything that might have happened between Martha and I is just that - between Martha and myself.
(142) With someone other then your gf/bf? Excuse me, but in my day we were proper and didn't do anything of a sexual nature with anyone until you were married.
(143) Committed adultery? That question was covered already. Don't you hate it when survey creators make surveys longer by covering the same questions?
(144) Does your significant other know? Irrelevant
(145) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? No. Well, I changed the names before I sent it to the publisher, anyway.
(146) Stolen anything? No.
(147) Been on radio/tv? Yes.
(148) Been in a mosh-pit? A what now?
(149) Had a nervous breakdown? No. I help other people with theirs though.
(150) Considered religious vocation? No. I didn't want to be religious.
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance? No.
(152) Bungee jumped? No!
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back? Really, they're all the same dreams when you get right down to it
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CLOTHES and other fashion shit
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(154) Shoe brand? When I bought them, they were the shoes from the store.
(155) Brand of clothing? Suits?
(156) Cologne/perfume? People say there is a persistent old person smell when I'm around.
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work? I wear suits.
(158) How about parties? And more suits
(159) Wear hats? Nahhhh
(160) Judge other people by their clothing? Well, if I need to evaluate their mental status, you kind of have to judge if their clothes are on, clean, neat, and so on
(161) Wear make-up? No. People wear too much make up these days
(162) Favorite place to shop? Stores. Okay, once or twice I might have gone to eBay.com and made some purchases for some Elvis plates. They were limited edition! Limited edition I tell you! Maybe that had something to do with the exorcism...
(163) Favorite article of clothing? My suit
(164) Are you trendy? Yes
(165) Wear a uniform to school? Back in the day, I might have worn some lederhosen
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BELIEFS
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(166) Believe in life on other planets? Sure
(167) Miracles? Not really
(168) Astrology? If it works for someone else, I'm not going to deny it to them
(169) Magic? Not really
(170) God? I bet you all think that because I'm a ghost you can get all the answers about the afterlife from me. I'm not going to tell you what I know.
(171) Satan? Not really.
(172) Santa? Who?
(173) Ghosts? No. Ghosts? Who has ever heard of something so silly!
(174) Luck? No
(175) Love at first sight? Yes. *sigh* Sometimes I'm just a silly schoolboy at heart
(176) Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)? Sounds about right
(177) Witches? Yeah
(178) Easter bunny? No
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Yes
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? In a way
(181) Do you wish on stars? No
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DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
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(182) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Not every tradition has both
(183) Do you think God has a gender? No
(184) Do you think that science counteracts religion? No, not when you put it all together
(185) Do you believe in organized religion? It works for some people
(186) Where do you think we go when we die? Attics. Attics where the computers have 24/4 modems.
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AMIGOS
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I don't know anyone on my friends list that well. Tell you what, tell me if you fit a category, and which one.
(187) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?
(188) Who is your best friend?
(189) Who's the one person that knows most about you?
(190) What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? -- Okay, you can't answer that
(191) Your favorite inside joke?
(192) Thing you're picked on most about?
(193) Who's your longest known friend?
(194) Newest?
(195) Shyest?
(196) Funniest?
(197) Sweetest?
(198) Closest?
(199) Weirdest?
(200) Smartest?
(201) Ditziest?
Maybe next I'll have one of those "ask me any question" surveys, and I'll slowly go through and answer each one ... that could keep me in updates for quite a while.
So without further ado ---
(1) The singular most boring question: what is your name? Sigmund
(2) Are you happy with it? Indeed
(3) Are you named after anyone? No
*question 4 has gone away*
(5) Your screen name: Faux Siggy Freud
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? No, that's not how we name children
(7) Then what would you name your children? We named them Mathilde, Jean Martin, Oliver, Ernst, Sophie, and Anna.
(8)If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? Not sure
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? Why would I want to switch my name?
(10) Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? People have a tendency to write my last name "Fraud." I think they are doubters.
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? Why on earth would I do that?
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BASICS
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(12) Your gender: Male
(13) Straight/gay/bi? Straight
(14) Single? I was married
(15) Want to be? No, companionship is nice
(16) Your birth date: As a ghost, this is a hard question to answer. Before I was a ghost my birthday was May 6, 1856. I became a ghost in September 1939
(17) Your age: That's sort of irrelevant, now isn't it?
(18) Age you act: Old enough. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm young, or pelvic bone, or whatever the word is
(19) Age you wish you were: Less then a century would be nice
(20) Your height: Tall enough
(21) The color of your eyes: Is this a personal ad?
(22) Happy with it? Could I do anything if I wasn't?
(23) The color of your hair: When I had hair, it was gray.
(24) Happy with it? Well we just have to accept aging, don't we?
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? Right
(26) Your living arrangement? I was residing nicely in a big old house with an equally old computer, before they decided to have an exorcism. Now I'm searching for a psychology department building. Nothing fancy. It would be nice if they had some computers, but I suppose I could haunt the library in the evenings or something. Any tips?
(27) Your family: What about them? Well, my father was married several times, and I have some nieces and nephews that are older than I am. Then I got married, just the once, and had six kids. And then they had kids, and their kids had some kids.
(28) Have any pets? I had a chow for a while. Jo Fi. Dear sweet departed Jo Fi
(29) What's your job: I was a doctor.
(30) Piercings? No!
(31) Tattoos? Of course not! Why would I want a tattoo?
(32) Obsessions? Everything is normal in moderation.
(33) Addictions? Some people think I used to have a bit of a cocaine problem. I was just taking it to help with a sinus infection and some eye problems
(35) Do you speak another language? German, some Hebrew, a bit of English, obviously
(36) Have a favorite quote? Yes. But it is very long, and I lost the reference.
(37) Do you have a web page? There are web pages about me.
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DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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(38) Do you live in the moment? I don't really *live*, exactly
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? Usually
(40) Do you have any secrets? There are people who don't. I also have secrets other people have told me.
(41) Do you hate yourself? That wouldn't be very healthy, now would it?
(42) Do you like your handwriting? Yes. It was drilled into me at a young age
(43) Do you have any bad habits? Maybe ...
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? That I help them with their problems. At least, people used to say that.
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? Uncovered Id. And Sean Connery would play me.
(46) What's your biggest fear? You know, I'm a ghost. Some people's biggest fear is me.
(47) Can you sing? Well, I'm no American Idol, but I can carry a tune.
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? People pretend to be me to be cool!
(49) Are you a loner? Not a lot of people like to hang out with ghosts.
(50) What are your no. 1 priorities in life? Well, my new priority in the afterlife is to never have to go through another exorcism.
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Yes. Ghosts are very friendly.
(52) Are you a daredevil? No! I don't want to be associated with devils of any sort! No! Stop saying that. And make the priests go away (for many reasons!)
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? No
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? Why don't you tell me. ... Well, that isn't really what I was going to say. But that's okay.
(55) Have you got a journal? No. No I don't have a journal. And you're not seeing this!
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength - writing. Weakness - making my theories durable.
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Why would I want to change myself?
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one. Which one would you drink of? You know, I read this, and I thought it said there were three walls, and which do you want to drink out of, and I wondered why the cast was interacting with the audience and furthermore, how would I drink a wall?
(59) How do you vent? Vent? No, while it isn't healthy for regular people to hold emotion inside, analysts like myself must hold everything inside. No venting!
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? Yes.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? Yes. The survey didn't ask me to expand.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? I think my life was mostly good.
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? Does it matter what my lesson was? Shouldn't you all learn your own lessons?
(64) What do you like the most about your body? What body?
(65) And least? That whole transparency thing. People trying to walk through you.
(66) Do you think you are good looking? Martha thought I was the looker in my day.
(67) Are you confident? Yes.
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like? Portnoy was interesting
(69) Do people know how you feel? No. Nooooo one knooooows the troubles I've seeeeeeeeen. (I told you I could sing.)
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? Yes. People misquote me all the time. I should haunt them!
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DO YOU...
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(71) Smoke? Cigars. But not that intern brand.
(72) Do drugs? Well ...
(73) Read the newspaper? Yes
(74) Pray? I didn't then I sort of did.
(75) Go to church? Eh.
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? Yes. It takes me a long time to figure out who they are.
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? No. No need to sleep.
(78) Take walks in the rain? I did, when I could.
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? Who hates me? Oh yeah. They won't talk to me.
(80) Drive? No. Why?
(81) Like to drive fast? See question 80.
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WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
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(82) Liked your voice? Sure
(83) Hurt yourself? Well, people say that those cigars and that cocaine were bad for me.
(84) Been out of the country? Yes. There was that big move.
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? probably not.
(86) Had sex? Maybe ...
(87) Been unfaithful? Of course not.
(88) Been in love? Yes
(89) Done drugs? How are we defining drugs? And further, didn't we talk about this in #72?
(90) Gone skinny dipping? No. Its very cold.
(91) Had a medical emergency? Yes
(92) Had a surgery? Yes
(93) Ran away from home? Basically.
(94) Played strip poker? No.
(95) Gotten beaten up? No
(96) Beaten someone up? No. I'm a distinguished gentleman.
(97) Been picked on? My parents named me Sigismund
(98) Been on stage? Presenting
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? What?
(100) Slept outdoors? No
(101) Thought about suicide? No
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? Yes
(103) If yes, what is your record? Hours? It was a long, long time ago.
(104) Gone one day without food? Yes. College. Like people didn't go without food and sleep in medical school.
(105) Talked on the phone all night? No.
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first (moms and daddies don't count)? We were married for more than 50 years, of course there were times when it just wasn't going to happen.
(107) Slept all day? Yes
(108) Killed someone? Has anyone admitted this on a livejournal survey?
(109) Made out with a stranger? What? Why? Ew?
(110) Had sex with a stranger? Can you actually have sex without talking to someone first? And if you talk to them, then they really aren't strangers, are they?
(111) Thought you're going crazy? Other people think so
(112) Kissed the same sex? No
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? No
(114) Been betrayed? No. Not that I know of.
(115) Had a dream that came true? No.
(116) Broken the law: Um ...
(117) Met a famous person? Heh.
*There are some more randomly missing questions now.*
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? Not that I recall.
(121) On purpose? Again, would you openly say this in a survey on a website?
(122) Had sex? With the dead animal that I killed deliberately? Who on earth is writing this?
(123) With more then 1 person? Did we have an orgy with the dead animal? No!
(124) Threesome? Two dead animals?
(125) Orgy? Why on earth?
(126) Whip cream? What about it? Tis excellent on strawberry shortbread.
(127) Bondage? Me? No.
(128) Whipped/gotten whipped? You know, if someone just wants to tell me about their experiences with these ...
(129) Blindfolded? No
(130) Tied someone up/been tied up? No!
(131) Used candle wax? No!
(132) Used Porn? For what?
(133) Been a groupie? No.
(134) Watched porn? When will these questions end? Didn't I tell you I was a gentleman? We don't kiss and tell!
(135) With another person? No.
(136) Gotten caught? No
(137) Masturbated to porn? The times and beliefs may have changed, but really, I think we could all do with a little less sex in general
(138) Been caught masturbating? No, because I don't do that.
(139) Watched someone masturbate? No!
(140) Been watched? No!
(141) Had oral sex? I think anything that might have happened between Martha and I is just that - between Martha and myself.
(142) With someone other then your gf/bf? Excuse me, but in my day we were proper and didn't do anything of a sexual nature with anyone until you were married.
(143) Committed adultery? That question was covered already. Don't you hate it when survey creators make surveys longer by covering the same questions?
(144) Does your significant other know? Irrelevant
(145) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? No. Well, I changed the names before I sent it to the publisher, anyway.
(146) Stolen anything? No.
(147) Been on radio/tv? Yes.
(148) Been in a mosh-pit? A what now?
(149) Had a nervous breakdown? No. I help other people with theirs though.
(150) Considered religious vocation? No. I didn't want to be religious.
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance? No.
(152) Bungee jumped? No!
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back? Really, they're all the same dreams when you get right down to it
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CLOTHES and other fashion shit
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(154) Shoe brand? When I bought them, they were the shoes from the store.
(155) Brand of clothing? Suits?
(156) Cologne/perfume? People say there is a persistent old person smell when I'm around.
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work? I wear suits.
(158) How about parties? And more suits
(159) Wear hats? Nahhhh
(160) Judge other people by their clothing? Well, if I need to evaluate their mental status, you kind of have to judge if their clothes are on, clean, neat, and so on
(161) Wear make-up? No. People wear too much make up these days
(162) Favorite place to shop? Stores. Okay, once or twice I might have gone to eBay.com and made some purchases for some Elvis plates. They were limited edition! Limited edition I tell you! Maybe that had something to do with the exorcism...
(163) Favorite article of clothing? My suit
(164) Are you trendy? Yes
(165) Wear a uniform to school? Back in the day, I might have worn some lederhosen
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BELIEFS
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(166) Believe in life on other planets? Sure
(167) Miracles? Not really
(168) Astrology? If it works for someone else, I'm not going to deny it to them
(169) Magic? Not really
(170) God? I bet you all think that because I'm a ghost you can get all the answers about the afterlife from me. I'm not going to tell you what I know.
(171) Satan? Not really.
(172) Santa? Who?
(173) Ghosts? No. Ghosts? Who has ever heard of something so silly!
(174) Luck? No
(175) Love at first sight? Yes. *sigh* Sometimes I'm just a silly schoolboy at heart
(176) Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)? Sounds about right
(177) Witches? Yeah
(178) Easter bunny? No
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Yes
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? In a way
(181) Do you wish on stars? No
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DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
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(182) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Not every tradition has both
(183) Do you think God has a gender? No
(184) Do you think that science counteracts religion? No, not when you put it all together
(185) Do you believe in organized religion? It works for some people
(186) Where do you think we go when we die? Attics. Attics where the computers have 24/4 modems.
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AMIGOS
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I don't know anyone on my friends list that well. Tell you what, tell me if you fit a category, and which one.
(187) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?
(188) Who is your best friend?
(189) Who's the one person that knows most about you?
(190) What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? -- Okay, you can't answer that
(191) Your favorite inside joke?
(192) Thing you're picked on most about?
(193) Who's your longest known friend?
(194) Newest?
(195) Shyest?
(196) Funniest?
(197) Sweetest?
(198) Closest?
(199) Weirdest?
(200) Smartest?
(201) Ditziest?