Delia Rping

[sapphistico]

*Pops out of a toilet, covered in seaweed*

........... Is this Edmund's toilet.

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[harkthedark]

What a sensual expression. Very well, I will join you.

*tangles seaweed between my long, pale fingers... brushes fingertips across the surface of the water*

Who is Edmund?

[himnameflurr]

*etes sewede.... cheus thofully...*...

i...m..........fledmund

[treasoned]

Mister Pot, stop eating the--

Eh, seaweed? Carry on.

[himnameflurr]

*etes vilers herr*

[treasoned]

Not if you value your head.

[himnameflurr]

...

[himnameflurr]

he....h

[himnameflurr]

*CHEUS FASTER*

[himnameflurr]

*CHOMP CHOM CHOM*

[treasoned]

*BITES*

[harkthedark]

Perhaps our meeting was foreordained, Fledmund.

*produces rubber ducky from somewhere under the water... not my butt.. it wasn't in my butt you dirty fiend*

This is Hopkin, my bath toy. Shall we play with him?

[himnameflurr]

himname.... fledmund

*pets..dicky.../

[himnameflurr]

duckiy..................

[harkthedark]

That typography error was intentional. Don't lie to me.

*shivers.. uses you.. leaves you in the gutter*

Farewell, street urchin manchild.

[sapphistico]

Edmund is my boss he's a total douchebag, I can say that now that I've died and am probably fired

Who are you?

*Concentrates energy into my toes, begins dancing on the water, my vagina is hot and wet right now if you're a girl btw*

[harkthedark]

Do you want me to be a girl?

I can be whatever you want me to be.

*wraps cloak around our naked bodies.. begins to chant in Italian*

*the toilet water gradually turns red...*

Oh my god... oh my god...