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[stalkerishly]

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Some girl told me she'd see me in hell today.

I NEVER WANT TO DIE. [ gone ] I DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY SHE SMILED AT ME.

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Oh wow. Look who it is. Hey Damon!

[stalkerishly]

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR BRA

[cantbuyherlove]

...did you steal her bra and underwear, too?

[stalkerishly]

I DID NOT

SHE TRIED TO STRANGLE ME WITH HER BRA

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Another victim?

I hope he didn't lay a hand on you.

[cantbuyherlove]

A victim of robbery. Sort of.

I actually took him in for a while. He's a friend. In a weird way.

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You poor thing... ♥ And so kind to a criminal. That's really cool.

So are you a model or something? You look familiar.

[cantbuyherlove]

It's okay~ ♥ Can't leave a poor kid all alone, after all!

Smalltime model, not a big name yet! I'm Liliya.

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I'm Xiao Li. You're really pretty.

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... I'm being too forward. I'm going to scare her off.

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I mean you're sort of pretty.

[cantbuyherlove]

You're pretty, too! Then again, Chinese girls have such fair complexions. Do wnat. ♥

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... Thanks.

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... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HER

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... I bet I can clean a gun faster than you.