don't give a shit

Aug 18, 2011 12:30

I'm starting to realise I mentally imagine my betta Comet with the narrator's voice from the honey badger video.

Comet don't care. Comet don't give a shit. Omigod, there's food? Comet don't care. Comet's gonna swim around his food like a shark and flare out his gills to look all bad ass before pouncing on it. He's just like a shark! Oh look, there's a blood worm that's bigger than half his body. Comet don't care, Comet don't give a shit. He's gonna tear it apart anyway. Omigod ew, he spat out his blood worm. But Comet don't care, he don't give a shit. He's gonna start circling around and then attack his food again until he finishes it all. He eats all his blood worms within just 5 minutes. And guess what he eats for the rest of the week? Blood worms. Gross.

To be truthful, I think the fact that a tiny little betta makes such a big show of eating his food is adorable. It's like really dude, you don't have to impress anyone while you're eating. Your food isn't scared of you, it's already dead. But Comet don't care, Comet don't give a shit. ♥

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