a conversation i just remembered that i had last night
ME: Baby, how do you feel about me?
HIM: What do you mean?
ME: I'm just curious. I've always been curious how guys feel about the girls they're in love with. I mean girls talk about how their heart flutters and and they can't breathe and they feel all giddy inside, but the last time I checked it doesn't seem like most guys feel like that. So what do you feel like?
HIM: I don't know.
ME: What do you mean you don't know?
HIM: I mean that I haven't really thought about it! I'd have to think about it. I mean it's not like I sit around thinking about how I feel about you, I just do.
ME: Wouldn't it be obvious how you feel?
HIM: Like I said, I'd have to think about it, unless you want your answer to be "herp derp herp derp".
ME: Oh hell nah, your feelings for me better not be "herp derp herp derp".
HIM: Derp derp. I derp you.
ME: Oh God.
HIM: I swear, one day when I'm really good at writing songs I'll write a romantic lovey dovey song called "Herp Derp".
ME: You better not dedicate it to me.
HIM: What do you mean?
ME: I'm just curious. I've always been curious how guys feel about the girls they're in love with. I mean girls talk about how their heart flutters and and they can't breathe and they feel all giddy inside, but the last time I checked it doesn't seem like most guys feel like that. So what do you feel like?
HIM: I don't know.
ME: What do you mean you don't know?
HIM: I mean that I haven't really thought about it! I'd have to think about it. I mean it's not like I sit around thinking about how I feel about you, I just do.
ME: Wouldn't it be obvious how you feel?
HIM: Like I said, I'd have to think about it, unless you want your answer to be "herp derp herp derp".
ME: Oh hell nah, your feelings for me better not be "herp derp herp derp".
HIM: Derp derp. I derp you.
ME: Oh God.
HIM: I swear, one day when I'm really good at writing songs I'll write a romantic lovey dovey song called "Herp Derp".
ME: You better not dedicate it to me.