OH HOW THE SADNESS...!
OH HOW THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS MY BLOATED SOUL!
Moved in with SkinnShin-san. SkinnShin-san promised to make me a new man by training me. I couldn't run, legs too FAT AND HEAVY. So SkinnyShin-san suggested trying Kickboxing. So we powerwalked to his old kickboxing school.
Too many flashy lights to be kickboxing.
JAZZERCISE.
I signed us up for memberships.
SkinnyShin-san quit. Says he doesn't want to be a "Dancing Queen". Which doesn't make sense because he would be a King!
SkinnyShin-san's Uncle moved in too. Keeps asking about tennis shots? Tennis balls look like limes...ahh key lime pie. Great American pie by the way...at least I think it's American.
So I am now wallowing in the emptiness that is my soul and tending to my empty stomach.Well not so empty, I had five gallons of ice cream before these tasty cakes.
OH WOES IS ME!! TO STAY A FAT MAN FOREVER. I SOB IN PAIN!
Moved in with SkinnShin-san. SkinnShin-san promised to make me a new man by training me. I couldn't run, legs too FAT AND HEAVY. So SkinnyShin-san suggested trying Kickboxing. So we powerwalked to his old kickboxing school.
Too many flashy lights to be kickboxing.
JAZZERCISE.
I signed us up for memberships.
SkinnyShin-san quit. Says he doesn't want to be a "Dancing Queen". Which doesn't make sense because he would be a King!
SkinnyShin-san's Uncle moved in too. Keeps asking about tennis shots? Tennis balls look like limes...ahh key lime pie. Great American pie by the way...at least I think it's American.
So I am now wallowing in the emptiness that is my soul and tending to my empty stomach.Well not so empty, I had five gallons of ice cream before these tasty cakes.
OH WOES IS ME!! TO STAY A FAT MAN FOREVER. I SOB IN PAIN!